the man throws on his pants and runs down to the store.When he gets there he finds out that he only has 10 cents. But he is in luck because they have some cheap condoms on sale. So he looks and sees that they have a white condom for 5 cents a black condom for 10 cents and a purple condom for 15 cents. Well his wife favorite color is purple but he doesnt have it all so instead he buys the black one.While he is out a black guy breaks into their suite and sees his wife laying naked with her eyes closed so he starts to have sex with her. When he finishes the husband comes through the door and the black guy jumps out the window. Not knowing what happened the husband slips on the condom and proceeds to have sex with his wife. The wife gets pregant and has a boy but he comes out black. So when the kid turns 5 he turns to his dad and says why are you and mommy white and im black. And the dad replies shut up u bastard and count ur self lucky because if i had 5 more cents u would be purple
2007-07-09 13:05:04 · 16 answers · asked by truplaya9908 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was good.
Try a better format.
2007-07-09 13:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by lalala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 13:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny
2007-07-09 13:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by m_ee_sa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, how did she NOT know he was having sex with her..lol
2007-07-09 13:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by naome2009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny but weird. but the husband and wife are both really dumb.
2007-07-09 13:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by drummergal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's baaaad. shaking my head bad! funny but wrong. Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-07-09 13:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LMFA, that was one funny joke! <(++)> MeOuCh
2007-07-09 13:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was crazy. I'm speechless!
2007-07-09 16:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-09 13:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by coookies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA (IN THE GOOD WAY!) i can't believe it! did that really happen?
2007-07-09 13:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋