A man walks into the street & manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, & the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. A guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone & danced like a Broadway star & you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "Yeh, he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew about wine, which foods to order & which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me- I change a fuse, & the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."
2007-07-09
13:01:02
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