A man walks into the street & manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, & the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. A guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone & danced like a Broadway star & you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "Yeh, he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew about wine, which foods to order & which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me- I change a fuse, & the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."
2007-07-09 13:01:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic & avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."
Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
Cabbie: "& he really knew how to treat a woman & make her feel good & never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; & his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his f #### g widow."
2007-07-09 13:01:30 · update #1
Usually when I read a long joke the punchline is mediocre or corny! This one was unexpected and very funny because it so true! Have a deserved star!!
2007-07-09 13:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that widow sounds like an ex of mine... Except her Frank Feldman was still alive. And a jerk too, just idolized in her eyes.
2007-07-09 20:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-09 20:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by 飞行高 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....lmao....thank you, thats funny! I love the way he talks about Frank lovingly & without resentment! he has a good sense of humour!
2007-07-09 20:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by glgl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 20:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely one!
I know the feeling!!
2007-07-09 20:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny, made me laugh, even if its 1am and I need to go to bed!
2007-07-09 20:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Thank you, you get a star :) lol
2007-07-09 20:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-07-09 20:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay!!! That was GREAT! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for sharing, Mad Cow. It's a passer-onner for sure. Many smiles to you.
2007-07-09 20:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by OP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋