As reported earlier today, excavations at closed pasta manufacturing plants and landfills have yielded new evidence showing that the FSM is not, infact, angel hair pasta as claimed, but actually an inexpensive form of elbow macaroni.
Radio Carbon testing has also shown that instead of 8 billion years old, the FSM can be no more than 100 years old. Elbow macaroni is known to have appeared suddenly in the pasta record. Although bow-tie pasta was once considered a transitional form between the ancient linguine pasta and elbow, it's been shown to be of a different family entirely. Radical pastafarian cleric Chef Boyardee claims this will have a huge impact on the continued serving of pasta in the public schools. According to Boyardee " Pastafarians world-wide should keep an open mind" concerning these troubling revelations . The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, has also come under fire recently with accusations being made of his actually being made of "No Yolks" instead of vermicelli.
2007-07-06
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