As reported earlier today, excavations at closed pasta manufacturing plants and landfills have yielded new evidence showing that the FSM is not, infact, angel hair pasta as claimed, but actually an inexpensive form of elbow macaroni.
Radio Carbon testing has also shown that instead of 8 billion years old, the FSM can be no more than 100 years old. Elbow macaroni is known to have appeared suddenly in the pasta record. Although bow-tie pasta was once considered a transitional form between the ancient linguine pasta and elbow, it's been shown to be of a different family entirely. Radical pastafarian cleric Chef Boyardee claims this will have a huge impact on the continued serving of pasta in the public schools. According to Boyardee " Pastafarians world-wide should keep an open mind" concerning these troubling revelations . The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, has also come under fire recently with accusations being made of his actually being made of "No Yolks" instead of vermicelli.
2007-07-06 16:43:14 · 14 answers · asked by Graham 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think most of you know that I'm a Christian and evolution doubter, However, as this "question" began running through my head, I couldn't resist the chance to inject laughter to our overly agressive R and S section. Please know that as we discuss topics in here, at the end of the day we are all real people with real feelings. I hope I made you laugh a little.
2007-07-06 16:54:43 · update #1
To IWF...everytime I get my bell rung in here by somebody, I ask myself who I might have done that to, also. If we had a run in, please know that I apologize for acting un-Christlike.
2007-07-06 17:15:47 · update #2
Don't you know anything about his noodlyness?
He plants false scientific evidence to test the faith of pastafarians.
2007-07-06 16:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Happy New Year Crimmy, I think Jesus will come back and rescue us all and soon. Just my feelings. We are all in a mess we can't seem to get out of. The only way is for Divine intervention to rescue us. Israel included. Obama has his own agenda and no one knows what he will do. I don't trust him at all and I think he is in league with something even greater than we know. He's going to make us all dependent on government and push faith aside. All we can do is be strong and keep the faith our only salvation. God bless you.
2016-05-20 03:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by kenya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't more Christians (and atheists, to be fair) have this wonderful sense of humor that you, Midge, smiley.george and a few others here share?! Star for you!
Edit: I know you're a Christian, sweetie. I had a sort of run-in with you on another account :)
2007-07-06 16:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No Yolks indeed!!.
Oh well, it is only a new find which will have the "No Yolkers" dancing on the head of a pin (or Basilisk) for generations.
Rose .
2007-07-06 16:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by rose p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we evolved from pirates under the guidance of pasta, why are there still pirates and pasta around?
2007-07-06 16:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will commence flipping out because beliefs in FSM are being subjected to questioning and studies. How dare they try to test my faith by making me feel I might have had it wrong.
2007-07-06 16:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
On CNN eh.. I missed it, I wonder who the reporter was, maybe
Elmer Fudd??
2007-07-06 16:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Parmagian! (or as my Muslim friend from Lebanon used to call it FARMER JOHN!)
2007-07-06 16:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blasphemous! Obviously these so-called "scientists" are making things up!
2007-07-06 16:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
And yet you are still in your sins and if you die tonight what will you say before a Holy God who was willing to let His only Son die for you yet you rejected Him......
2007-07-06 16:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Michael B 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋