Some of mine are:
-If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
-I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
-Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
-The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
-If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
-Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
-The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
2007-07-06
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