All categories - 6 July 2007

As a kid I used to eat peanut-butter and onion sandwiches...but alot of people eat some sranger things than that

2007-07-06 04:19:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

O.o

ok..

Ummm.... I really need this answered -_- Stupid packet work.

2007-07-06 04:19:00 · 9 answers · asked by animal_legendary_wolf 2 in Mathematics

2007-07-06 04:18:59 · 5 answers · asked by lostinchgo 1 in Garden & Landscape

a dog was once wondering in a jungle and saw a pile of bones, it was so hungry it started to eat, it heard a noise and saw a leopard nearby, it knew the leopard would also spot it and would want to eat it so it started chewing rather noisily so that the it would hear him, it did hear and started approaching it to chew him up, the dog pretended it hadnt seen the leopard and said to itself, "what a juicy leopard, il give anything to catch another one". the leopard hearing this stoppped in its tracks out of fright and ran away, meanwhile, a monkey was in a tree and witnessed everything and went to look for the leopard to tell him in exchange for him never to eat him, the leopard got so angry that he had been fooled and set out to go and eat the dog, the dog had seen the monkey swinging in the trees and had guessed what was goin to happen so when from the corner of its eye saw them approaching, he again said, "now wheres that monkey, i thought i sent it to bring me a leopard 30 mins ago?"

2007-07-06 04:18:47 · 11 answers · asked by yaa a 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-06 04:18:39 · 21 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient.

I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was
working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower. When I had
completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several
trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now un-needed tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using a
pulley, which fortunately was attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and
loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the
ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will note in block number 11 of the
accident reporting form, that I weigh only 155 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost
my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower.
In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until
the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was
able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the
ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of
the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you
again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a
rapid descent down the side of the tower.

In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up.
This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in
pain unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me... I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope.

2007-07-06 04:18:38 · 10 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-06 04:18:27 · 17 answers · asked by pocketmouse23 2 in Renting & Real Estate

I still think the Vegas ones are the best, i like all the characters, but the NY ones are a close second. Never really got into Miami however.

2007-07-06 04:18:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

And He's gonna become a Computer tech for the army, how long will he be in West Point before he's trained as a Marine?

2007-07-06 04:18:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Two men rob a gas station. The clerk gets a shot off and kills one of the guys. His buddy gets charged for his friends murder, even though there was video that proved the clerk was the shooter. The perpertrator is responsible for anything that might happen during a robbery. Is it fair?

2007-07-06 04:18:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-07-06 04:18:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

One spider says to the other, "Why is it that everytime the Green man lights up, you look at me, to tell you, that its alright to cross the road?"
The second spider waits untill theyre both across the road before replying"Well the red man who stands underneath him never moves his legs"

2007-07-06 04:18:05 · 20 answers · asked by Albinoballs 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have seen and answered a lot of these kinds of questions so I thought I would get your opinions.

I am not happy in my marriage (you regulars will know that already). For those of you have are familiar with my posts, you will have a better understanding but I will try to give enough details here. I don't feel loved. My wife was living with her mother still (at age 22ish) when we met. We moved out of her mothers house and have been together ever since (15 years now). Our sex lives had gone from typical (a couple or three times a week) down to only once every 2-3 months. I almost left end of last year. She was always unhappy. Now she seems to be in a better mood most of the time. Sex is up to once a week, but is cold and emotionless. She acts like I matter, but even that feels fake. I am still unhappy and can't talk to her because she takes what I say and uses it to attack me.........more coming.

2007-07-06 04:18:00 · 14 answers · asked by s1lvermidnight 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Or it it not pretty enough?

2007-07-06 04:17:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anybody know of the best tubing for the water for swamp coolers on the roof. We used copper and it splits every year. Even when it's drained it seems to split. Is there any tubing we can use where we don't have to replace it every season?

2007-07-06 04:17:49 · 6 answers · asked by tattoogirl333 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-07-06 04:17:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And also what is AT and MT ?

2007-07-06 04:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by topher 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

He/she confesses that they kissed someone else. They regret it and they didn't want to keep it from you. What do you do? Do you forgive? I mean it's not like he/she slept w/ him/her?! It took a lot of courage to fess up. Or.. is that a mortal sin???

2007-07-06 04:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What makes you fall in love with a woman?

What makes you fall OUT of love with a woman?

Do you believe in romantic love?

Could you love a woman you have sex with on the first date?
Thanks!

2007-07-06 04:17:45 · 7 answers · asked by asldfkjdfj 5 in Singles & Dating

When I say boobie, what do you think of?















Because I'm talking about the bird... http://www.scs.stanford.edu/mfreed/picts/Galapagos/Bird-boobie-s.jpg

2007-07-06 04:17:45 · 16 answers · asked by Cole Cooper™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 04:17:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

How can i fix this problem. i thought it was a fuse, but when it came back on, it must be something else.

2007-07-06 04:17:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

I've been dating this guy and the last couple of months have been rocky. He has finally decided that he wants to be with me forever. He has asked me to move in and be with him. My parents tell me no and that he isn't worth it. They also want to stick me in therapy for everything that has happened with him. I want to move out and go live with him, but I'm afraid of losing my family. I want to leave but I'm afraid.

2007-07-06 04:17:13 · 4 answers · asked by Kimberly M 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-07-06 04:16:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-07-06 04:16:44 · 20 answers · asked by bradxschuman 6 in Government

for our friends who can't be here today?

2007-07-06 04:16:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Read between the lines
Criticize the words they're selling
Think for yourself and feel the walls become sand beneath your feet.

2007-07-06 04:16:41 · 10 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Lebanon

I'm already running 2 GeForce 7900's. I want to upgrade but dont want to spend the money on two more cards. Is it possible to only upgrade one and keep one of the others?

2007-07-06 04:16:34 · 5 answers · asked by kemistree4 1 in Add-ons

in the middle of it! isnt that weird????

2007-07-06 04:16:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys