smart dog...star if its funny please!!!?

Question

a dog was once wondering in a jungle and saw a pile of bones, it was so hungry it started to eat, it heard a noise and saw a leopard nearby, it knew the leopard would also spot it and would want to eat it so it started chewing rather noisily so that the it would hear him, it did hear and started approaching it to chew him up, the dog pretended it hadnt seen the leopard and said to itself, "what a juicy leopard, il give anything to catch another one". the leopard hearing this stoppped in its tracks out of fright and ran away, meanwhile, a monkey was in a tree and witnessed everything and went to look for the leopard to tell him in exchange for him never to eat him, the leopard got so angry that he had been fooled and set out to go and eat the dog, the dog had seen the monkey swinging in the trees and had guessed what was goin to happen so when from the corner of its eye saw them approaching, he again said, "now wheres that monkey, i thought i sent it to bring me a leopard 30 mins ago?"

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 2

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, and God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.” The farther ask, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know daddy, It just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bad and listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma.” The next day grandma died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless mommy and good-bye daddy.” He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and, got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was Nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said “ I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?” He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.” She said “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch.”

Answer 3

Cute! Starred.

Answer 4

that darn monkey hasn't come back with my leopard either...Now go star mine too......:D

Answer 5

I was a good one

Answer 6

lol that is a really smart dog

Answer 7

That was doggone good!!!
Two paws up!

Answer 8

yes it is funny.

Answer 9

hahahaha. that was hilarious. Please put some more jokes. here's a star. LOL

Answer 10

lol