One spider says to the other, "Why is it that everytime the Green man lights up, you look at me, to tell you, that its alright to cross the road?"
The second spider waits untill theyre both across the road before replying"Well the red man who stands underneath him never moves his legs"
2007-07-06 04:18:05 · 20 answers · asked by Albinoballs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just squish them & be done with it
2007-07-06 04:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this spider a philosopher
Why did Joan of Ark cross the road?
She was Nailed to the chicken.
2007-07-06 04:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a no smiling joke. Maybe my green light wasn't on.
2007-07-06 04:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you lost me on this one....The red man is above the green man.
I don't understand it.
2007-07-06 04:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, please explain. It doesn't make a bit of sense to me. I'm assuming the "green" and "red" men are traffic lights; but "never moves his legs"...huh?
2007-07-06 04:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by cardinalfanusa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 04:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I dont get it and even if i did it probably sucks.
2007-07-06 04:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2007-07-06 04:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by Yo Manda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need a drink after that
2007-07-06 04:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny
2007-07-06 04:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by mandee_00 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋