All categories - 25 June 2007

Ive posted on her on here before. I know
But look at the new pics of Valerie bertinelli on view images
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?phrase=vihome
type in her name and tell me this woman looks great for a 47 year old woman! her diet is working wonders. she has such a pretty face and doesnt look fake at all!

2007-06-25 22:39:34 · 3 answers · asked by hopeless and curious 2 in Celebrities

Goes to the doctor because he wants to cure his stammer.
The doctor has a look and tells him his problem is that his member is too long and he will need to have 9 inches removed.

"wil thththththat sssssssssolve thththththe pppppppproblem, "says the man

It will says the doctor and I'll do the operation right now.

One week later the stammer free man is in bed with his wife, she complains about the lack of size and tells him she would rather listen to the stammer then lose her enjoyment.You must go to the doctor and get the 9 inches back again.

The stammer free man goes to the doctor and tells him he has to have the 9 inches sewn back on.

The doctor says "Ssssssssssorry your tttttttttoooooo llllllllate"

2007-06-25 22:39:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are these maybe the pagan/wiccan gods of old?
The gods witches etc. worship?
These are the old gods who dwell in darkness.

So according to this passage, these evil gods that caanintes etc worship exist, but God ultimately rules over them and controls their fates.
What do u think?

2007-06-25 22:39:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

About two days ago i started getting a really sharp pain around my bladder area. I was thinking it was a water infection and i herd that cranberry juice helps get rid of it. So yesterday i started drinking some and the pain has rapedly decresed. I was wondering can a water infection go away on there own or will i need to get some pills from my doctor????

2007-06-25 22:38:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

2007-06-25 22:38:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

so my boyfriend is OBSESSED with BMW's and we are always driving and he names out every model that we see, does anyone know of a BMW pocketbook with all the different models in it? im thinking something small i could keep in my purse to idenitfy BMW's? or is this something that i am going to have to make with my arts and crafts skill hahah??? Please help!

2007-06-25 22:38:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

President Bush is starting to walk alone. Why?

2007-06-25 22:38:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i just posted the same questions but im desperate if im over reacting or not
i used labstix sticks just checking (there my sisters)
and on the ph one it was supposed to be yellowy orange (5.0) but instead was dark green (7.5-8.0)
please does anyone know what it means?
help appreciated
xxx

2007-06-25 22:37:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

2007-06-25 22:37:29 · 6 answers · asked by XMan64 1 in Law & Ethics

I recently saw a group of veterans who served in the war in Iraq (as well as Gulf war 1, Vietnam & Korea) who were condemning the war in Iraq, and ridiculing Bush's assinine policies...

Of course many Bible clutching FOX NEWS watching right wing Republican fascists attack the patriotism of any citizen who question the war (unless it's a Republican who questions the war..apparently THAT's okay....)
The soldiers who speak out against the war are true heroes- above all, they realize the greatest freedom we have is freedom of speech..
What do you think of the vets who speak out against the war and Bush? I think they are showing their patriotism by speaking out..

2007-06-25 22:36:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

And how she left cause the father drinks to much and the father will go to a strip bar and find a new mother.
The comedian is young if that helps.

2007-06-25 22:36:41 · 2 answers · asked by heather d 3 in Celebrities

i wonder when things really got on jesus nerves..did he ever swear and use his own name in vain???

2007-06-25 22:35:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 22:35:57 · 10 answers · asked by asef kazi 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

anyone else share the same day. What will you be doing today, im 38 weeks pregnant so cant do much, my partner has bourght me some alcohol free wine lol.

2007-06-25 22:34:54 · 47 answers · asked by lisa c 3 in Pregnancy

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

2007-06-25 22:34:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What does it mean sich von jemandem dumm anmachen zu lassen?

2007-06-25 22:34:16 · 6 answers · asked by Alexander T 2 in Languages

Colorado, 3:32 am.

Goodnight.........

or

Goodmorning.

2007-06-25 22:32:55 · 25 answers · asked by MusicTouchedMyGine 1 in Polls & Surveys

My heart goes out to the families of the 3 people who died in recent flooding. But one question is niggling me and my colleagues... apparently he got his leg stuck in a drain and firemen did alsorts to try and save him, including knocking a wall down to try and direct water away from him... but why couldn't they buy time by giving him breathing aparatus??? Fire engines have them, so why did he drown?

2007-06-25 22:32:54 · 17 answers · asked by charl203 3 in Current Events

2007-06-25 22:32:50 · 17 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If a vehicle does not get the specifies fuel consumption what are my consumer rights?

2007-06-25 22:32:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-06-25 22:32:05 · 21 answers · asked by morning7 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-25 22:31:49 · 4 answers · asked by phil W 3 in Other - Science

It's obviously about sex. Doesn't it devalue marriage? When people say why get married when you're already having sex? Getting married solely for sexual purposes doesn't make sense to me! Besides, it's rather degrading when it comes to female sexuality, don't you think?

2007-06-25 22:31:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

a boy loves me very much.but he is not good looking....rather he is very bad in comaprison with the looks i want.but he has already sacrificed some very special issues of his life for me which i think nobody will do for me these days.(if i leave him, i will b guilty 4ever)he surely loves me..his family background,status,career.-everything is fine with me..but the looks which i don't like even a bit..what should i do???

2007-06-25 22:31:21 · 15 answers · asked by anamika 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-06-25 22:30:53 · 20 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

I live in a house of five and two of us do the same degree subject. I worked very hard for my degree and despite my mother dying half way through managed to get a 2:2 which I am happy with.

My housemate is famous for his bullshi**ing abilities and will do no more work than the minimum required for a pass. If he can he will ask others what it is he needs to research and write in order to get the grade (which usually meant me). He's a real lazy, smarmy guy who has managed to wangle a 2:1, and now he's rubbing it in my face (he is obviously naturally quite intelligent, moreso than me, just lazy and expectant of others).

What should I do; ignore it with dignity, point out that it's a shame final grades aren't reflective of effort, break his nose, what?!

Thanks for all serious advice.

I know this Q doesn't really belong here but some of you guys are the best at dealing out advice!

2007-06-25 22:30:20 · 18 answers · asked by Gregory 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-25 22:29:52 · 3 answers · asked by Monsenior 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-06-25 22:29:50 · 13 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, I am in a situation guys and I need ur help.

All of my life, I dreamt of meeting someone like Smutty but if he doesn't take me soon, my family will make me marry someone else.

All I want is to live with Smutty on his farm where we can look after the goats and talk long romantic walks in the mountains..

How do I impress Smutty and get him to leave his harem of women just for me????

2007-06-25 22:29:31 · 8 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Lebanon

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"


"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

2007-06-25 22:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles