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Okay, I am in a situation guys and I need ur help.

All of my life, I dreamt of meeting someone like Smutty but if he doesn't take me soon, my family will make me marry someone else.

All I want is to live with Smutty on his farm where we can look after the goats and talk long romantic walks in the mountains..

How do I impress Smutty and get him to leave his harem of women just for me????

2007-06-25 22:29:31 · 8 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

8 answers

Sorry dear............

put yourself on the row !!!! ( BTW..dont worry...I'm not in that row )
So many nice and beautiful girls are trying to get him. He hasnt an harem yet, but is trying to get it (i think)
Anyways.....some of the girls here are running after him only to get his fluffy bunny slippers . But I have to say also...... that he has become so much vain last times..he wants girls praise his soft fur, his red round nose...and silly smile !!!!
Can you believe that????????

2007-06-26 06:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1 0

i did not know that smutty is a guy
any way may be U can join his harem and then convince him

by the way do U like Tiger skin coz i can get U one soon to offer it to smutty for friendship

tiger : do U wear clean underwear habiby

2007-06-25 23:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by saye3ba7r 2 · 2 0

If you want to bring Smutty to love you, all you need is 3 goats...offer him that and he's all yours...oh and Elmo's red fur too

2007-06-26 01:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That's a big ask ! That's like trying to turn a don juan or casanova into a monk !
Maybe your best option is to have him kidnapped !

2007-06-25 23:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Try to praise his bunny slippers, his soft fur, red round nose, and silly smile. I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

Hope that helps.

2007-06-25 23:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 3 0

hehe.. yes.. he's great..
I think you already got him with this question,.. so what's left is that we fold him for you and put him in a box and send him to you in DHL.. :)..

that's a good idea, isn't it?!

2007-06-26 00:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 2 0

I thought he liked sheep?!

2007-06-26 02:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 1 0

I agree, he is a good catch. can you code?

2007-06-25 22:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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