All categories - 25 June 2007

2007-06-25 07:53:49 · 4 answers · asked by lucian 1 in United Kingdom

A monkey passes by.Now this monkey had fancied the lion for some time and seeing the lionesse sleeping decided to take his opportunity and engage in some illicit passion.Half way through the ordeal the lion wakes sees the monkey and roars with anger.The monkey runs off into the jungle making a hell of a racket with the lion in hot persuit and gaining on him.He is running out of energy and fading fast.As he rounds the corner shrieking with the lion roaring close behind he comes across a log cabin with an old man sitting outside reading a paper.The noise frightens the old man off so the monkey sits on the bench with the paper in front of him to hide from the lion.The lion turns the corner and unable to see the monkey asks .Have you seen a monkey running past?.The monkey replies from behind the paper "What the one who fu--ked the lion".The lion shouted out in despair,"OH lord its not in the papers already is it"I will be the laughing stock of the jungle now"

2007-06-25 07:53:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

quarters ...would u want one????????

and what would u do with it???

2007-06-25 07:53:43 · 19 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 07:53:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-06-25 07:53:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Orlando

cuz i saw a preview of it on youtube but when i look it up on IMDB.com or any other website a cant find it any where.

by the way its suppose to be about the guy who that leo guy played who sunk into the water at the end of the first movie its like the yr 2007 and the find him frozzen in the water and they thaw him out.

2007-06-25 07:53:29 · 4 answers · asked by JOHN J. R 2 in Movies

2007-06-25 07:53:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been married for 6 years now.My wife and I have no kids and we just purchased a home.Lately, my wife is always calling into work.She says shes sick(Which she sometimes is but wont try to go to work).She has been fighting with me alot lately.Her attitude has changed .I know there is no one else but I feel as if she is growing apart from me.I tell her this and tell her if she isnt happy in her current job to look for another.She wont.She promised to work hard and put all of our money into our house but It hasnt been going that well.I dont know If I should try a different method or what?It feels like Im raising a kid.She hates being called a kid but hey, if the shoe fits?Im open to suggestions?

2007-06-25 07:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by jmillhimes 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-06-25 07:53:15 · 11 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

God has said," No man is good", but he himself in heaven.
Let me prove it to you. Let us use the10 commandments.
Have you ever told a lie? Most Atheists have.
Have ever hated anybody. Most of you have, God calls that murder. Have you ever lusted after the same or opposite sex? God calls that adultry. Have you ever said God's name in vain. Most of you do and yet you do not believe in him.
According to your own omission most of you are liars,
murders in the sight of God,adulterous and blasphemers.
One day you will die and IF, I said IF there is a God, would you be innocent or guilty before God. Would you go to heaven or hell. God says unbelievers go to Hell.
Did you know what God did for you so you would not go to hell.
He Jesus died for your sins. You see, you broke God's law Jesus paid your punishment on the cross. If you repent of your sins and believe Jesus, you will be forgiven and be granted everlasting life. Don't believe this, Hell still real you're still going. Rev. 21:8

2007-06-25 07:53:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-25 07:53:10 · 11 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

Where do you prefer to watch movies?

2007-06-25 07:53:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 07:53:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

i would like to get money through net by publishing my own poems without investing.can anyone tell me.....from which website is it possible?i want it immediately...i am financially unstable now.

2007-06-25 07:52:59 · 20 answers · asked by afi 1 in Books & Authors

I love Ward Cleaver, Sandy Cohen, Danny Tanner, Cliff Huxtable...:D

2007-06-25 07:52:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Right, I brought this girl home a week ago, but before we left she made it very public that we were going home together that night, i.e. lots of kissing and holding hands in front of lots of ppl. Thing is, I don't relaly want things to go further, but I don't really know how to 'save face' for her when i see her out tonight. I.e. most ppl would know she went with me and that we're not together becoz everybody seems to know everyone here

2007-06-25 07:52:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-25 07:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by ckkhie 2 in Other - Music

My wife of four years has pushed me to pursue my ultimate goal in life and go after the Border Patrol. Now she is playing this game of "I refuse to move or teach in the valley" Basically shes playing this , Sacrifice game, where she thinks she was given up more than I have. What do I do, I have put my goal on the backburner for a couple of years now and if I put it off any longer it'll be too late.

2007-06-25 07:52:40 · 26 answers · asked by tysonberry8669 3 in Marriage & Divorce

use their knives and forks in such a different way?
Did the Americans inherit this way of eating, (cutting food, then laying down the knife & swapping fork into the other hand) from the early settlers from different countries? Or has it just evolved?

2007-06-25 07:52:35 · 16 answers · asked by jet-set 7 in Etiquette

We live in VA. We're looking for a place preferably without a long waiting period and where it will be easy to find an officiant. We're moving to the UK and I cannot start my student dependent visa application unless we are in a legally sanctioned union. (as long as its recognized by the state its given in the UK will recognize it)

2007-06-25 07:52:31 · 8 answers · asked by firesinavalon 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

You know - the ones that are worth 54 million dollars to you?

2007-06-25 07:52:28 · 7 answers · asked by Cake 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking about buying one, The guys kept mentioning water pump this, and water pump that, anyone know if this vehicle is worth buying? Any good things/bad things?

2007-06-25 07:52:27 · 4 answers · asked by cyclones_rul 3 in Ford

Are we going to die from globel warming and if we are how many years do we have. Shouldnt we do something?

2007-06-25 07:52:20 · 11 answers · asked by Im*Crushed 1 in Global Warming

Just got a new aquarium, haven't had fish before. Everynow and then a fish seems to have a reddish string come out from beneath it. Is this poo? Sorry for the odd question.

2007-06-25 07:52:18 · 8 answers · asked by Hicktown girl66 6 in Fish

I know they here see it out of respect, but it is forbidden for us Muslims to do.

What can I do, and how can I go about it, to not shake people's hands when they reach?

Thanks.

2007-06-25 07:52:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i basically dont have the guts to tell my parents that they should
take me to a psychologist, i dont have any brother or sister who could
do that for me nor do i feel close to any other family member
and i dont want to tell my friends please can somone explain
how should i do this on my own???

2007-06-25 07:52:15 · 4 answers · asked by naughty_cheenu 1 in Psychology

i already have a nice 15" sharp tv on a wall mount. i have a budget of $300. i need to know wat i need to do this.

2007-06-25 07:52:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Theater

2007-06-25 07:52:04 · 15 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have gained some weight since last summer and feel gross in my current cloths. I live in a tourist town where there is not reasonable shopping for someone who lives here. What are some brand names that fit well and doesn't expose those areas that I don't want to be seen. I can only online shop. I have 34 length pants about a size 9-10, flat chested but can fit in m-xl. Please email.

2007-06-25 07:51:58 · 16 answers · asked by aintlifegrand 4 in Fashion & Accessories

I saw one at a sporting event the other day. It was cigar shaped, moved silently, and seem to just hover slowly. It was grey metallic type color and huge. It started shining lights at us like it was trying to communicate. Eventually it started scrolling words across it in English.

Most scariest thing I have ever seen.

2007-06-25 07:51:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation