A monkey passes by.Now this monkey had fancied the lion for some time and seeing the lionesse sleeping decided to take his opportunity and engage in some illicit passion.Half way through the ordeal the lion wakes sees the monkey and roars with anger.The monkey runs off into the jungle making a hell of a racket with the lion in hot persuit and gaining on him.He is running out of energy and fading fast.As he rounds the corner shrieking with the lion roaring close behind he comes across a log cabin with an old man sitting outside reading a paper.The noise frightens the old man off so the monkey sits on the bench with the paper in front of him to hide from the lion.The lion turns the corner and unable to see the monkey asks .Have you seen a monkey running past?.The monkey replies from behind the paper "What the one who fu--ked the lion".The lion shouted out in despair,"OH lord its not in the papers already is it"I will be the laughing stock of the jungle now"
2007-06-25 07:53:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah thats funny
2007-06-25 09:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.5 out of 10
2007-06-25 08:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by huff300 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I smiled!
2007-06-25 08:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a man with leaves on his head...................?
Russell
(get it??)
2007-06-25 08:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by cheekychick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm no. not funny
2007-06-25 08:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by thunder monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee haw hee....ha......
2007-06-25 08:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not great...
2007-06-25 08:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-stupid-
2007-06-25 08:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by lilmisspicegirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋