All categories - 24 June 2007

2007-06-24 05:15:41 · 29 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

2007-06-24 05:15:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-06-24 05:15:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I caught him cheating on me with a fellow student. About the car, it's in his name because at the time of purchase I didn't have the credit to put it in my name, but I have made the payments. Now he's pissed that I caught him cheating...when I left him he now says he's going to take my car away from me. What are your opinions?

2007-06-24 05:14:59 · 15 answers · asked by getusedtoit 4 in Singles & Dating

WET PAINT.....do you still check to see if it's lying?

2007-06-24 05:14:49 · 8 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

E.G. Johnny depp, 44 and i think he is the hottest man alive, josh holloway, sawyer from lost, 39 and i think he is the sexiest, the accent helps, is it me? because my friends recon i just seem to be attracted to blonde married guys with amazing abbs.

2007-06-24 05:14:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-24 05:14:33 · 27 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking at creating a lease agreement, and "title" keeps coming up in contracts and such, and I need to find out what it means.

2007-06-24 05:14:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

I have a 200gb sata hard drive & the problem is that even aftar a fresh format windows reconizes the hard drive as capacity 187gb which is normal, But it says it only has 120gb free space left & windows does not use that much space !!
The bios reconizes the hard drive as 200gb ,When i installed windows i used a raid driver by pressing F6 & inserting the floppy the raid driver was on the motherboard cd , & alls i have done is plugged the sata hard drive in.. plug & play .... please help thanks.

2007-06-24 05:14:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I said album as in vinyl, gatefold sleeve, when you had credibility walking up the street with a Logoed bag and not a CD that disappears into the rest of your shopping.

My top 5

1 Made In Japan - Deep Purple
2. Live And Dangerous - Thin Lizzy
3. On Your Feet Or On Your Knees - Blue Oyster Cult(a hidden gem that not many people know about)
4. Seconds Out - Genesis
5. Live Bursting Out - Jethro Tull

2007-06-24 05:14:27 · 19 answers · asked by David R 5 in Rock and Pop

I have 5 tetras in a fresh water tank. Last night I noticed the smallest one is missing an eye. It is swimming around and eating like normal but it looks horrible. What should I do with it? Should I change the water (it was due for a cleaning), Add conditioner or salt?

2007-06-24 05:14:18 · 5 answers · asked by Kelly C 1 in Fish

I want to lighten my hair using things you would find at home..but i want something that really works [[i don't want to dye my hair]] i've heard lemon and something or other but i can't remember what it was, does anyone have anything they've tried or know will work! thx! =]

2007-06-24 05:14:07 · 12 answers · asked by GoRgeOus ♥ 2 in Hair

2007-06-24 05:14:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-24 05:14:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been getting vaginal discharge for 7 months now...

2007-06-24 05:13:35 · 7 answers · asked by Crystal 1 in Women's Health

i want to make a family "movie" of photographs i have scanned, which i want to set to music. how can this be done?

2007-06-24 05:13:15 · 4 answers · asked by christine w 1 in Programming & Design

Today`s my birthday(52).

2007-06-24 05:13:02 · 13 answers · asked by Rich B 7 in Polls & Surveys

Honestly, I've been keeping my feelings inside about this, but I wonder, does anybody feel the same??? I know I'm going to get some hate for this, but I get on a crowded bus, and I see somebody about 250 pounds taking up 2 seats, and it urks the h*** out of me. (I have to stand up and suffer because you're a fat a***.) I see one of them half dressed thinking it's cute and sexy, and it's not, it's gross. (There are Lane Bryants & Ashley Stewart clothing stores everywhere for them.) When I go shopping, there are more plus-size clothes than anything else. Their selections are endless. (Come on, normal-sized people still exist!) When I go into buffet resaturant, I have to wait forever for a table, because of them going to the buffet line about 1000 times. (Have you had enough? Put the fork down and move away from the table.) Is there anybody that feels the same way about overweight people?

2007-06-24 05:12:58 · 32 answers · asked by ? 3 in Etiquette

what extra things do i get when i go to level 2?

2007-06-24 05:12:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Life

2007-06-24 05:12:41 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ NeVaR ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is a CS (master degree) program of a 3 tier college better (more useful) than aunpopular major offered by a top college? I have heard that foreigners (even including Americans) who got degrees in unpopular programs from good schools(like Hardvard and others) could not survive in the US and these foreigners ended up going back to their home countries. Because I will either choose UIS's (university of Illinois at Springfield) CS Program or UIUC's Human resource development. My uncle told me dont care about the school's name ,and CS program is much more helpful for me. I am already an US citizen but my family is in China. I am looking forward to working in the US. I know life is even tougher for foreigners in the US. anybody, please give me some advice.

2007-06-24 05:12:41 · 1 answers · asked by volvo942 1 in Higher Education (University +)

im really tall. 5'9" at age 13. i still didnt get my period so i wont stop growing soon. i feel like a freak sumtimes cuz wen im with my friends im always about half a head taller than them.

2007-06-24 05:12:27 · 10 answers · asked by ...... 3 in Women's Health

2007-06-24 05:12:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lately there has been an abundance of questions posted on YA about dogs with geneticaly weak nerves. Where do these dogs come from? Is there anything that can be done to help these dogs? Do you believe that genetics can be overcome with training or socialization? Is it a waste of time to try to rehabilitate a dog with this type of problem? Serious answers only from experienced people please. No conjecture or theory, facts based on science and proven techniques.

2007-06-24 05:12:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I was in some store with my sister and a remix of Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was on. I was totally disturbed, it was like they took the song, hacked it with a axe, then fed it through the grinder and pulled Roger Water's vocal chord out... It was terrible.
Does anyone feel like remixes destroy songs that were perfectly good beforehand?

2007-06-24 05:12:09 · 29 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Other - Music

2007-06-24 05:11:55 · 9 answers · asked by jake............ 1 in Military

I am not dealing well with my fiance's exwife. They have children together and she just had a baby, but the father of that child wants nothing to do with her or the child. Now she is pushing this baby onto my fiance like it is his. She explained to him that it will not be fair for her other children to receive gifts, clothes and vacations from us and to leave the other child out. She also says they are siblings and she does not want them split up. Is this crazy thinking on her part or am I a b**tch?

2007-06-24 05:11:53 · 18 answers · asked by Tyra99 2 in Marriage & Divorce

coke bottled shaped look or just the total stick look (like nicole richie)?

2007-06-24 05:11:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-24 05:11:40 · 9 answers · asked by Sunita b 1 in Toddler & Preschooler