All categories - 22 June 2007

are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pi**ed off. The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question…"

2007-06-22 21:01:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have a look at this article and tell me what you think!
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21040473-5005961,00.html

2007-06-22 21:01:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

my office gave a laptop with symantec antivirus already installed.i wanted to uninstall it then install avast antivirus.but a password is required to uninstall symantec & i dont have the password.the office has set it.how can i uninstall symantec?

2007-06-22 21:00:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Folks i think Stem cell study is very important. What do you think?

Every one welcome to answer, please don't attack any idea, and be courteous and respect each other.

AND NO "THUMBS DOWN" PLEASE. I f you like an answer rate it positive, and if you don't just go to the next one.

Thanks and God bless you all.

2007-06-22 21:00:00 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Politics

2007-06-22 20:59:54 · 5 answers · asked by :] 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

mine is the Northern lights (phenomenon)
sunup for first time after winter in arctic (phenomenon)
somewhere i can view the southern night sky (sight)

2007-06-22 20:59:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

A man had been sitting a bar staring into his drink for half an hour when a big trouble making truck driver came in, he spotted the guy and went over, lifted the guy's drink and downed it in one. The man bursts into tear's and the trucker, embarrassed at this says "Hey don't cry about it I was only joking let me buy you a drink to say sorry." the guy say's "It's not that it's just that it ain't my day,First my boss gave me a new account and I offended the client and lost the account. My boss was disgusted and fired me, I went to the car park and my car had been stolen, the police said there wasn't anything they could do , I got home to find my wife in bed with the gardener, on my way out the door my 15yr old daughter met me and told me she's pregnant and isn't sure who the father is and finally I was sitting here contemplating suicide and then you walk in and drink my poison."

2007-06-22 20:59:19 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I've been dating this girl for a couple months. Me and this her have been off and on for a while but no matter what happens we can't get over eachother. I'm always thinking about her and have never cared for someone this much before.

Is it really love or am I to young?

2007-06-22 20:59:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

belonged to the family, another member now is dead ....... I've cried too much ......friends tell me ''there's a heaven for dogs'' ''it was its time to die" ..that's not enough for me ...it hurts like I never expected ... have you felt the same ??? pepole tells me to get another pet ... I don't know .. what for ??? when the new doggy dies I'll feel the same pain ... what for ??? what can I do ?? it will hurt forever ??
thanks for all of your suggestions and comments .. I'll feel beter reading from you ..
thanks in the name of ODIN ( my doggy's name)

2007-06-22 20:59:13 · 50 answers · asked by Alberto V 3 in Dogs

We met on myspace. The situation is that I'm 18, and pretty much in love with this girl. She lives in California, and I live in Las Vegas. Main issue right there i suppose. We are very good friends, and we talk on the phone everyday. She knows how i feel about her. But she doesn't feel the same way, at least not completely. She says that she can see herself with me, but just not now. Her past relationships haven't been all that great and as for me, I have not really had the pleasure to have a relationship yet. She told me 3 months ago that we would only be just good friends. Afterwards, she got into a relationship, and we didn't talk 4 a while. It ended badly, we started talking again, and now she says she is starting to develop feelings for me. I feel like im close to being with her but i don't know. I really do care for her. But i have distance, her not knowing when she wants to be with me and reality working against me.Is it possible this can actually work out for me, or us

2007-06-22 20:58:36 · 2 answers · asked by brandon_mcduff 2 in Singles & Dating

We don't honestly need cheap labor to pick plants -we can invent machines to automatically do it if the need arises.
They are illegal and have broken the law. They should be deported and most people agree on that.
Many of the illegal immigrants are also criminals and are filling our jails, costing tax dollars. Yet the government doesn't take action. What are they waiting for? I want to see all of the illegals deported, which isn't a hard thing like most people think because the government or the media tells them it is not possible, I want no illegals in our prisons, I want a guest worker program like Canada, where we ship them back to Mexico, and I want a border wall, or no mans land. Why isn't this taking place? Who is stopping this? WHY? Most people want this to change.

2007-06-22 20:58:29 · 26 answers · asked by Socrates 3 in Immigration

2007-06-22 20:58:06 · 5 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

Currently my hair length is chin length. It is straight. Nothing to fancy. HELP ME!

2007-06-22 20:57:41 · 5 answers · asked by ariel 2 in Hair

some people i know really care about having only a few partners who they've shared their bodies with. however, some other people i know have been safe and have had many partners. they just see it as recreational. what do you think?

2007-06-22 20:57:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

when i am mad, i am really mean. i will say bad words, swear, and scream and shout at that person. Sometimes , i will even stalked that person . what should i do ? Plz help!

2007-06-22 20:57:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

At an art exhibition, a couple was viewing a painting of three very naked and very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis.

While the couple was cratching their heads trying to figure this out, the artist walked by and noticed the couple's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the gentleman. We were curious about this picture of the black men on the bench. Why is it that the man in the middle has a pink penis?"

"Oh" said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not Africans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch.."

2007-06-22 20:57:06 · 6 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

This is my observation, those who believed in what i'm saying find out what the matter behind it, Those who doesn't believed in me elaborate your true answer.

2007-06-22 20:56:55 · 7 answers · asked by dguillermo2007 1 in Trivia

2007-06-22 20:56:19 · 13 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

Free Housing, food stamps, medical services, rent/utilities assistance, DCFS, childcare, scholarships, WIC, legal services, etc...every conceivable need is met (and often exceeded) by a plethora of various government programs and agencies.

Right now poor people are actually encouraged to stay poor. If you are poor, you can go to college for free, not have to work, and make money having babies. Why would people try and overcome poverty when we have made it so comfortable; what incentive is there?!

2007-06-22 20:55:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

everytime i see you i wonder if i will ever speak to you
it's hard to keep this feeling inside because i really want you to know that even though we are so far apart but i do care about you. we are so different but are you like others? judge people for what they are not. as time passed by i wonder if i will ever make the first move to say hi and would you be a good friend of mine? everyday as you go up the stairs i'll be there, just to see that smile on your face. i don't know what to do or say to make you notice me but can you look my way when i'm looking at you? your smile, your face and everthing about you is so nice. now i won't do anything because let me be the person you need even though you don't even know what my name is but i'll always be that person at the end of the stairs.

2007-06-22 20:55:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

which road describes you and why?

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road 1

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road 2

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road 3

2007-06-22 20:55:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for people who really need it, like people who don't have health insurance and people who just really need it you know?

2007-06-22 20:55:02 · 11 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Government

I went to Macys to get some Biotherm products, but they told me that Biotherm suddenly need to be removed from the shelves and no longer available in-store anywhere in USA...

2007-06-22 20:54:52 · 2 answers · asked by keiko380 1 in Other - Skin & Body

When ever i sleep it seems i ALWAYS dream and remember them the next day, i'm not one of those people who just forget right away, well lately i've been having scary dreams even though they have nothing to do with my life or anything i do that day? is there anyway to stop these nightmares from occuring everynight?What could be causing it?

2007-06-22 20:54:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

I Married Her 2 Months Ago In mexico, and we only known each other for like 5 months, Its because i feel in love with her right of way of meeting her and we married three months after seeing each other. I am a US citizen born here and she was born in mexico and lives in mexico, she has never come to the states. how can i bring her here to live a better life with me and What are the requirements for what ever immigration forms ill need to fillout. what is my steps i have to on my own and whats her steps she lives in mexico.

2007-06-22 20:54:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-06-22 20:54:21 · 22 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

If a person gets a toenail removal, does the toe look ugly. Like nasty. Like you would wear sandals, if you had style. Can I get a picture or something. Please I dont wanna see ingrowns. They make me hieve. I just need to see a toe that doesnt have a nail. But like warn me if it looks ugly or nasty. Thank you!

2007-06-22 20:54:03 · 5 answers · asked by Franklin 1 in Injuries

just imagine how the piston could take advantage of this opportunity cause it seem like they are missing key players that will take over the game

2007-06-22 20:53:45 · 13 answers · asked by coldtrain 1 in Basketball

which are the best among the both.

2007-06-22 20:53:27 · 2 answers · asked by nandudhobi 1 in Home Theater