A man had been sitting a bar staring into his drink for half an hour when a big trouble making truck driver came in, he spotted the guy and went over, lifted the guy's drink and downed it in one. The man bursts into tear's and the trucker, embarrassed at this says "Hey don't cry about it I was only joking let me buy you a drink to say sorry." the guy say's "It's not that it's just that it ain't my day,First my boss gave me a new account and I offended the client and lost the account. My boss was disgusted and fired me, I went to the car park and my car had been stolen, the police said there wasn't anything they could do , I got home to find my wife in bed with the gardener, on my way out the door my 15yr old daughter met me and told me she's pregnant and isn't sure who the father is and finally I was sitting here contemplating suicide and then you walk in and drink my poison."
2007-06-22 20:59:19 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The poor guy Jim.......good one.....loved it.
2007-06-23 11:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg the last part about the poison is FUNNY!!! lmao that guy shouldn't have been mean and then he wouldn't have died..Oh well, at least he saved a man from going to hell for killing himself.. But if your asking if he is a crybaby..no, all of that would be enough to hurt anyone and give the right to cry all day..
2007-06-22 21:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by red_rabbit239 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. 10/10 and a star.
2007-06-23 07:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Guess it's not the truck drivers day either now.
:-)))
2007-06-22 23:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about a bad day.
2007-06-23 05:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by ernc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nth time i've heard(well,read) this
but (still) cracks me up everytime =)
2007-06-23 04:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard different versions of it, also some where it's not poison.
Funny though.
2007-06-22 21:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i ve heard it before but its still funny
different version of it though
2007-06-22 21:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by Abc C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone telling the story of my life... LOLOLOLOL
2007-06-23 16:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny, still laughing.!!!
2007-06-22 22:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋