All categories - 12 June 2007

q-what do they call a pastor in Germany? a- German shepherd. q-who was the greates financier in the bible?a- Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. q- who was the greatest baby sitter in the bible? a-David-he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. q-which bible character had no parents?a- Joshua, son of Nun. q-Who was the greatest comdian in the bible? a-Samson-he brought the house down. q- Which servant of God was the most flagrant law breaker in the bible?a- Moses-he broke all 10 commandments all at once. q-What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why they no longer lived in Eden? a- Your mother ate us out of the house and home. q- Who was the greates female finacier in the bible?a-Pharohs daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Come on have a laugh.

2007-06-12 04:34:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

which of the episodes are your most memorable or favourite ones? I love the episodes about the underwater marine lives and the wildlifes. What's the latest that is interesting/

2007-06-12 04:34:30 · 1 answers · asked by curiouscarp88 3 in Polls & Surveys

simply deny it?

2007-06-12 04:34:27 · 1 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-12 04:34:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-06-12 04:34:15 · 4 answers · asked by amy t 2 in Personal Finance

Can you please translate the following please:-

Hi honey,

Sorry about lunchtime, I was a bit hyper! Are you OK with going Salsa tonight? We dont have to stay late. If you would prefer not to please let me know. Also, you sure you dont mind if I stay?

Miss you lots

The mare! x

2007-06-12 04:34:03 · 4 answers · asked by Sunset 3 in Languages

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoffIxWrmGualJQcu5sVsurY7BR.?qid=20070612081437AAeyRw1

Liberals make me itch, but I don't want to get rid of them. This is America! All thoughts, views and philosophies are welcome.

I am actually GLAD for liberals because it proves that we are not a communist country and everyone can voice their opinions freely just as everyone can debunk other people's opinions.

2007-06-12 04:33:53 · 3 answers · asked by Frank Dileo 3 in Politics

I work in about 10 community gardens in the city of Chicago. Vacant city lots and I would like know whats the best garden greens to grow.

2007-06-12 04:33:50 · 3 answers · asked by gregory b 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-06-12 04:33:48 · 17 answers · asked by U-98 6 in Religion & Spirituality

You can have more than one. Mine is Take On Me by A-ha

2007-06-12 04:33:38 · 14 answers · asked by Duncan L 1 in Polls & Surveys

I got an email from this thing called Franklin Mint FCU, i don't even think I ever used it, I'm not old enough for a credit card, I don't have a bank account, I don't think I ever signed up for it, + It said safeguarding your privacy, i quickly changed my password, iserious need to know what's happening here.

2007-06-12 04:33:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2007-06-12 04:33:19 · 9 answers · asked by want to fix the world 1 in Etiquette

2007-06-12 04:33:14 · 216 answers · asked by Fruitful1 3 in Family

...and does this explain why most liberals act so insane???

2007-06-12 04:33:09 · 1 answers · asked by bradxschuman 6 in Other - Cultures & Groups

my kitty is new to the family :) it's very sweet and kind. The only problem is, my kitty pees on my furniture! I have a litter box and all, but it won't do it's business there. How can i fix this?

2007-06-12 04:33:07 · 12 answers · asked by Hi 2 in Cats

My little brother is currently in the hospital with a knee injury. I am sending him a gift box and I would like to include a list of people wishing him well. Please include the state in which you are writing from if you feel comfortable.

2007-06-12 04:32:38 · 6 answers · asked by funnyhaha 2 in Friends

1. Oh, gee. I care so little, I almost passed out.
2. And by business trip I mean golf weekend,of course.
3. I'll be right there.... I have to throw up first.
4. If I was wearing a Mood Ring right now, it would be black.
5. Oh my God, the janitor's afraid of my mother! How can I use this to my advantage?
6. And in my dream you were saying the Gettysburg Address........Do you even KNOW it?

2007-06-12 04:32:25 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Words & Wordplay

Suppose I stopped in another town and filled up my flex-fuel car with E85 ethanol. When I filled it up, the guage said empty. Now that I am home, I have about a half a tank and want to fill up my tank. Can I topoff my car with regular 87 octane gasoline?

2007-06-12 04:32:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-06-12 04:32:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-12 04:32:16 · 3 answers · asked by Jason K 1 in Renting & Real Estate

Or for illegal immigrants, ban them from EVER becoming citizens?
Have them do felony time, ban/revoke, deport afterward.

What do you think?

2007-06-12 04:32:13 · 4 answers · asked by mckenziecalhoun 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

idk everybody keeps saying he's their hero
and i'm just wondering how
like what did he do and stuff

2007-06-12 04:32:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

Polls and surveys possibly? :))

2007-06-12 04:31:55 · 46 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes WE ARE HEALED." -- Isaiah 53:5 KJV (Emphasis mine)

"Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes YE WERE HEALED." -- 1 Peter 2:24 KJV (Emphasis mine)

I humble myself in sincere repentance and bow down before you Jesus, my Savior, seeing my sin nailed upon you on that cross. I will never forget the high price you paid, to acquit me for all my sin with loving mercy. Thank you for dying for us at Calvary and giving us the opportunity to taste the sweet victory of your resurrection. You are my Rock, my Shield, my Provider, my Healer, my Counsellor, the Steward of my life. You are worthy of my praise Jesus! I Bless your Name forever!

2007-06-12 04:31:51 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. G™ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Ok my face has alot of thes little pinmples and I am about to break out. How can I make my face (skin) look clear like celebrites?? I am 14. Is there just theres around the house I could use?? Thanks in advance!!

2007-06-12 04:31:46 · 6 answers · asked by ~Blonde~ 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-06-12 04:31:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-06-12 04:31:43 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

You just haven't let him into your heart yet. One day you will.

2007-06-12 04:31:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-12 04:31:36 · 22 answers · asked by lydia l 1 in Pregnancy