q-what do they call a pastor in Germany? a- German shepherd. q-who was the greates financier in the bible?a- Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. q- who was the greatest baby sitter in the bible? a-David-he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. q-which bible character had no parents?a- Joshua, son of Nun. q-Who was the greatest comdian in the bible? a-Samson-he brought the house down. q- Which servant of God was the most flagrant law breaker in the bible?a- Moses-he broke all 10 commandments all at once. q-What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why they no longer lived in Eden? a- Your mother ate us out of the house and home. q- Who was the greates female finacier in the bible?a-Pharohs daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Come on have a laugh.
2007-06-12 04:34:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pretty good!
2007-06-12 04:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by tooblessed2doubt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... those are some pretty old jokes but I chuckled anyhow. God has a sense of humor too. He created this one bird that is the most beautiful and graceful flier, but it cannot land and when it does it hits hard and then does end over end somersaults until if finally stops. Laughed till I cried the first time I watched one.
2007-06-12 04:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lola 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abortion does no longer be the type of issue if the suited humorous tale of the 50's and 60's hadn't legalized porno, adultery, fornication, and start administration pills for 12 twelve months olds. How come no person needs to illegalize the rape that finally ends up in the abortions?
2016-10-09 01:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, so there ARE clean jokes we Christians can enjoy!! hahahahahahahaha lol to the maximum!! witty and original!! ;P
2007-06-12 04:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by imjuzzagurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice jokes, at least someone here has a sense of humor.
2007-06-12 05:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
q- What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
a- Flood lights
2007-06-12 04:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Krusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL heard some before, but not the others....
Thank you for sharing! Peace! :)
2007-06-12 04:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by ForeverSet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians have a whole book of jokes they read regularly
2007-06-12 04:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
cool, cool, I want to hear Buddhist, Hindu and Jewish jokes next...
while we have no proof god exists, we do have proof he has a sense of humor - he created you...
2007-06-12 04:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw this question and thought "oh here we go, someone having a laugh at christian expense" (i'm not christian btw)
but these are quite funny.. and they don't seem to be offensive..
good work.
2007-06-12 04:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
makes me tingle all over no wait thats fleas
2007-06-12 05:22:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋