All categories - 3 June 2007

Li'l Johnny asked his mom for a red bike for Christmas. His mom was religious & said, "I think you should think about how you've been behaving all year, then go in your room and write God a letter about why you think you deserve what you're asking for." In his room, Li'l Johnny sat at his desk "Dear God, I've been a real good boy this year. Can I please have a red bike for Christmas? Love, Johnny" Then Li'l Johnny thought, "This is GOD. He'll KNOW." So he tried again, "Dear God, I've been TRYING to be a good boy this year. Can I please have a red bike for Christmas? Love, Johnny." Again, he knew God would know better. Li'l Johnny thought and thought. Seeing Mom was busy, He snuck out of the house and down to a church a half block away, where they were having a Christmas service. He timed it right, then stole a small statue of Virgin Mary, took it home and snuck into his room, sat the figure on the desk, then wrote "Dear God. This is Johnny. I have your Mother. If you want her back...

2007-06-03 00:50:58 · 12 answers · asked by bb jo 5 in Jokes & Riddles

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070603/ap_on_go_co/congress_pet_projects

Here they are doing what they've always done. Being secretive about pork spending until it is too late to counter it.
I thought Pelosi PROMISED an open, honest and transparent congress?

Before anyone says, "but, but, but, the Cons do the same thing". Maybe, but they sure never promised it would end and then turn around a few months later and do it anyway.

2007-06-03 00:50:57 · 15 answers · asked by scottdman2003 5 in Government

2007-06-03 00:50:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-03 00:49:29 · 17 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was given a pushchair that I have cleaned up the best I can, but it still smells 'musty'

2007-06-03 00:49:29 · 3 answers · asked by maggie 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I closed the lid of my MacBook, and it made the sound of the computer when it turns on and then I opened it and it took me to the login screen. Now when I open the Apple programs, it's like I'm opening them for the first time. My iTunes library is gone, my pictures are gone, my bookmarks from Firefox and Safari are gone. Anyone have any idea what happened? Or how I can fix it?

2007-06-03 00:49:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

where they put a horse's head in that guys bed. There's this guy who really pisses me off and I wanna do something like that, but the thing is... where am I gonna find a horse here?? and then how would i cut its head off, right? it's too complicated, those mafia guys are really cool cuz they can do stuff like that, so anyways what other things would be cool to put in this guy's bed to make my point?
like a cat or a dog? what? some suggestions please. thanks!

2007-06-03 00:49:12 · 5 answers · asked by succubus 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-06-03 00:48:42 · 8 answers · asked by linda c 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you think thats true!!by the way she said that because most artists marry & divorce shortly after marriage!!& in her opinion this marriage is all for exchanging benfits!!you can say buisness marriage!!& she admits she's one!!but can we say it in general!!((this was written in an Egyptian stars magazine last weak))

2007-06-03 00:48:16 · 5 answers · asked by donia f 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tried severeal methods. Whats the least complicated.........

2007-06-03 00:48:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

Am I the only person who doesn't blare out loud music?
Am I the only person who smiles at people anymore?
Am I the only person who actually talks to people instead of wearing an i-pod everywhere?
What about you? Do you still talk to your fellow man? or do you just plug into something else while you're out?

2007-06-03 00:47:52 · 13 answers · asked by cath a 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-06-03 00:47:04 · 2 answers · asked by flax9 2 in Movies

2007-06-03 00:46:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Running

2007-06-03 00:46:33 · 16 answers · asked by team r 1 in Mathematics

Forgotten to take it out of the freezer, so how do I get it defrosted fast so we can eat? no microwave :-)

2007-06-03 00:46:25 · 13 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-06-03 00:46:16 · 3 answers · asked by spindles5 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

is it something like 'icythologist'?
thanks .

2007-06-03 00:46:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

2007-06-03 00:46:03 · 4 answers · asked by gyan 1 in Software

2007-06-03 00:45:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 00:45:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want the best answer to this... Thnx

2007-06-03 00:44:15 · 3 answers · asked by Erwel 1 in Other - Society & Culture

PLEASE READ AND PASS ON AS URGENT
> >VERY IMPORTANT WARNING !!!!!!
> >Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as
> >Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning from
> >Microsoft andNorton.
> >Please send it to everybody you know who accesses the Internet.
> >You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point
> >presentation " Life is beautiful. pps ". If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE
> >FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , anddelete it immediately. if you open this
> >file, a message will appear on your screen saying: " It is too late now,
> >your life is no longer beautiful ", subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING
> >IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you gain access to your name,
> >e-mail and password. This is a new virus ! which started to circulate on
> >Saturday afternoon WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO STOP THIS VIRUS.
> >
> >AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus Software's are
> >not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who
> >calls himself " life owner ".PLEASE MAKE A COPY OF THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR
> >FRIENDS and PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY

2007-06-03 00:43:59 · 18 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Security

2007-06-03 00:43:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there a way to turn them on

2007-06-03 00:43:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

have you notaced that people are getting worse ?
vertualy evryone is a an a** Hole

2007-06-03 00:43:20 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Etiquette

I don't know what's wrong with me, but babies creep me out. I know I'll be considered immoral for even mentioning it - it's almost as though it's taboo. I have this strange disdain for pregnant women, too; I can't even look at them. What might be making me feel this way? Is this uncommon?

2007-06-03 00:43:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

in a neutral point of view...are there only advantages in medical science? if there are the disadvantages, what are the possibilities?...need help in bringing up some keypoints in these 2 specific areas..

2007-06-03 00:43:12 · 2 answers · asked by himeyammie 1 in Homework Help

How often do you give Thumbs Up to those who answer your questions?
How often do you enjoy the questions you answer but never Star them.
They are all Free...so are your are are you not? That is the question

2007-06-03 00:43:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

before entering the USA we will require non US-Muslims to fill out a questionnnaire on where they have traveled for the past 5 years and require them to sign a statement that they should not hop over to another state without the permission of the INS.

This will allow the Government to keep tabs on their whereabouts. Please note that this is profiling and may appear to be racial in nature but its not. We must take all steps necessary to mitigate against an attack like we did with JFK the other day.

2007-06-03 00:42:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration