Li'l Johnny asked his mom for a red bike for Christmas. His mom was religious & said, "I think you should think about how you've been behaving all year, then go in your room and write God a letter about why you think you deserve what you're asking for." In his room, Li'l Johnny sat at his desk "Dear God, I've been a real good boy this year. Can I please have a red bike for Christmas? Love, Johnny" Then Li'l Johnny thought, "This is GOD. He'll KNOW." So he tried again, "Dear God, I've been TRYING to be a good boy this year. Can I please have a red bike for Christmas? Love, Johnny." Again, he knew God would know better. Li'l Johnny thought and thought. Seeing Mom was busy, He snuck out of the house and down to a church a half block away, where they were having a Christmas service. He timed it right, then stole a small statue of Virgin Mary, took it home and snuck into his room, sat the figure on the desk, then wrote "Dear God. This is Johnny. I have your Mother. If you want her back...
2007-06-03 00:50:58 · 12 answers · asked by bb jo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Johnny joke!! Haven't heard this one before.
Thanks for the fresh laugh!
DE
2007-06-03 12:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
• Have you tried ethiopean food? Neither have they • Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza makes it out of the oven • Whats faster than a black man with a tv? His son with the vcr (outdated, I know)
2016-05-20 00:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little funny.
2007-06-03 00:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 12:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a dead blonde in a closet ??? the 2005 hide and go seek champion.
2007-06-03 00:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bill L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a very Slow-Loser typer. It wasn't long at all!
2007-06-03 01:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mr N 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,thanks for this laughter.it was very funny.
2007-06-03 01:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by aanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was wrong but funny. i like it
2007-06-03 00:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! It's cute and funny.
2007-06-03 00:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by isabel_ro1981 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-06-03 01:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋