All categories - 30 May 2007

2007-05-30 20:35:37 · 12 answers · asked by Alison 1 in Other - Food & Drink

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful

2007-05-30 20:35:11 · 10 answers · asked by † H20andspirit 5 in Religion & Spirituality

and dont actually say anything related to what you asked.

2007-05-30 20:35:04 · 17 answers · asked by saminita 1 in Etiquette

hi,i need this answer for my lab report..it's describe in chemistry aspect..hope u can help me solve this question...thanx!

2007-05-30 20:34:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

flash their breasts at rock concerts and the majority that do have hardly any to show

2007-05-30 20:34:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get a burning stomach mostly in the evenings. Sometimes it hurts so bad I double over. Then I have to Burp a lot. I also feel achy all over my back. I think it could happen sometimes when I am stressed. My chest and ribs hurt some too. Any home remedies or ideas?

2007-05-30 20:34:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

Bottled Beer ??

2007-05-30 20:34:22 · 16 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

Bottled Beer ??

2007-05-30 20:34:12 · 11 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm laughing trying to picture people across the world taking their hand off the mouse and smelling their unders......
I must shower very soon!

2007-05-30 20:34:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will be interesting to see how many, if any, 'sensible' answers to this one?
I have been paid a pension, net, in this tax year, 2007/8,.I have been issued PAYE code for 2007/8 but after the payment was made. Will I get the tax already deducted repaid by the pension provider or will I have to wait for a rebate from the dearly beloved tax man?

2007-05-30 20:33:53 · 5 answers · asked by spectator! 2 in United Kingdom

I heard the chinese,mayans,and numerous profits predict Dec.2012 to be the end of the world.Should we worry and party like there is no tomorrow?

2007-05-30 20:33:52 · 33 answers · asked by Roman187 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-30 20:33:51 · 3 answers · asked by sweetdumbo 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-05-30 20:33:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

is it possible to tell which is under the most pressure a submarine at the bottom of the largest ocean or a shuttle in deep space, or even a good guess will do, popped in my head for some reason last night after watching star trek.

2007-05-30 20:32:45 · 10 answers · asked by bigsexydug 4 in Astronomy & Space

i want to order a nice bra online and i'm a 36E but they have run out of that size what would be the next best size to get?

they dont have a 38E either

2007-05-30 20:32:19 · 15 answers · asked by Leo 1833 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I had a neighbor growing up who always used to offer. Does it taste like chicken?

2007-05-30 20:31:49 · 12 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know that from oral sex, a person can get Gonorrhea in their throat, but what are the usual symptoms of this? And does it hurt a lot?

2007-05-30 20:31:37 · 5 answers · asked by Molly G 1 in STDs

I love animals! They are so cute! I have a pet doggie called, Coco and I have 2 pet mice Bubbles, and Bella. I love them so much!

Yay! Hooray for pets!

2007-05-30 20:31:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i was little i had some tooth work done , and they gave me that shot thing, at the end i started feeling really sleepy and fainted, they had to give me oxygen to wake up, can anyone tell me why this happened? I think they gave me too much but still..

2007-05-30 20:31:27 · 3 answers · asked by AFI07 5 in Dental

I have these red marks and spots on my cheeks

I get like 2-3 pimples max sometimes and im just wondering if proactiv will help reduce these marks and spots

2007-05-30 20:31:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

As we find Aprils getting cooler (not this year though) and Octobers getting warmer is it possible that the seasons have slipped a month. Could the Earth have moved slightly on its axis in relation to the sun so moving the UK slightly south?

2007-05-30 20:31:01 · 11 answers · asked by allbut21 2 in Global Warming

how can I tune my guitar to Eb?
so the tuning will be:

Eb - Ab - Db - Gb - Bb - eb

thankyou

2007-05-30 20:30:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

if incest happen in the bible, then why the laws of the land Opposed to it?

2007-05-30 20:30:33 · 9 answers · asked by dark angel 16 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-30 20:30:21 · 4 answers · asked by aungohnmar 1 in Physics

Do you ladies get pedicures, paint your nails, or wear toe rings for yourself, your boyfriend, or your girlfriends?

2007-05-30 20:30:11 · 18 answers · asked by funkymonk73 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

I like P&S because the questions are not limited to one topic and we can Q&A anything under the sun!

Most of all, i find the answerers here to be more witty and funny!

What about you?

2007-05-30 20:29:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 20:29:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

6,6 millions inhabitants !! 200 bombs !!! It's enough to destroy the whole world

2007-05-30 20:29:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-05-30 20:28:18 · 6 answers · asked by CanadianGorillaFudgeWithTacos!!! 1 in Psychology