All categories - 30 May 2007

*BEST JOKE IN IRELAND 2006*

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life...between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

2007-05-30 20:56:57 · 24 answers · asked by paranoiac 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Please ignore this question, but if you must answer it...
Humorously seriously humorous answers only, por favor, amigo...(and if you manage to fit a Bible quote into this one...
You're amazing....

2007-05-30 20:56:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

For me it was the crawling internet connection... i used like 5 consecutive swears that a sailor would be proud of...

2007-05-30 20:56:04 · 29 answers · asked by amphetamine 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 20:55:45 · 22 answers · asked by AtThePub 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think all the treasure in the pit has been recovered and if not, will it ever be recovered?

2007-05-30 20:55:42 · 2 answers · asked by knight1192a 7 in History

2007-05-30 20:55:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Brothers and sisters please visit this link and read about this sister... The worst thing of all is the loss of someone you love and in this case its someone she loved so much... I seriously wish she is good and well.. What kind of a pain would she have went through. I have felt that same pain sister when i lost my dear grandpa... and i sure do understand how you feel

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuplpxUHfx0eK711gmQLiU_ty6IX?qid=20070530093541AAKo9Ng&show=7#profile-info-9b25b13b83b039a27c79653fbe067663aa

2007-05-30 20:55:08 · 3 answers · asked by ﷲAllah's Slaveﷲ 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-30 20:54:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swansea

(25 a^6 b^8) ^1/2


how do i solve this??

and what happens to the 25??

2007-05-30 20:54:42 · 5 answers · asked by x*MaLi*x 1 in Homework Help

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2007-05-30 20:54:24 · 10 answers · asked by joe_satriani70 1 in Blues

2007-05-30 20:54:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

2007-05-30 20:52:18 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Chemistry

I get hours of California sunshine directly in my bedroom, so I am wondering if it would work to sunbathe.....does a window screen block out any rays? Would I get tan?

Thanks!

2007-05-30 20:52:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-05-30 20:51:58 · 24 answers · asked by chatterboxrools 2 in Singles & Dating

I faintly remember a cartoon involving a count, and/or Transylvania being involved, perhaps as just the end credits (or may have been an actual part of the show)-all I can really remember are jagged castles and a bridge and fog. And it was on one of those offbeat networks. Can anyone tell me what it was?

2007-05-30 20:51:54 · 6 answers · asked by nunya 3 in Comics & Animation

what is the friends, pleasure, glory, secrets, money, would my wishes be fufilled, what would happen to me in 20 years if i was the next Madonna? would i be happy, would everything be fufilled in happyness???????????

2007-05-30 20:51:48 · 7 answers · asked by ChroniclesOfNarnia 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2007-05-30 20:51:19 · 7 answers · asked by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-30 20:51:04 · 7 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Philosophy

2007-05-30 20:50:33 · 13 answers · asked by cananddo 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-30 20:50:21 · 17 answers · asked by Alison 1 in Religion & Spirituality

STEVO even did it so I must be behind the trend so why not give it a go.

2007-05-30 20:50:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Afterall, we're not talking about an abortion here, this is HIS child as well and he should restrict her from drinking alcohol...(i'm not talking about a small glass of wine once in a blue moon).

2007-05-30 20:50:19 · 20 answers · asked by radames 2 in Gender Studies

I would ask:
Do you really think my questions are good? Thanks for the stars.

2007-05-30 20:50:19 · 16 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 20:50:15 · 17 answers · asked by mamof14now 2 in Mathematics

She will keep on crying and screaming for half an hour unless i will give her what she wants.
What is the best to do ? thanks for any help

2007-05-30 20:49:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Spiderman discovers a ticking bomb in a warehouse, with exactly 1 second left on it. He needs to escape from the warehouse before it blows up. The wall is 9 meters from him, is 20 meters high, and the open skylight in the ceiling is 10 meters from the wall. Spiderman is capable of accelerating at 72 meters/second² on the ground, wall, or ceiling, as well as leaping from either the ground to wall, or wall to ceiling, or ground to ceiling, or any combination. However, during a leap, he travels in a straight line only as fast as he was running at the time of the takeoff. Can he make it in time?

Spiderman is so fast, ordinary gravitation may be ignored.

2007-05-30 20:49:29 · 4 answers · asked by Scythian1950 7 in Mathematics

You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours?

2007-05-30 20:49:08 · 12 answers · asked by science rules! 3 in Religion & Spirituality

if Pr(A) = 0.34, Pr(B) = 0.57 and Pr(A u B) = 0.89, calculate Pr(A n B)

2007-05-30 20:48:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-05-30 20:48:03 · 5 answers · asked by Sina K 1 in Other - Hardware

I'm fed up of ppl saying "Harry Potter series are only meant for children". I like Harry Potter films and books, and I don't think they really are only meant for kids. What do u think guys?

2007-05-30 20:47:29 · 30 answers · asked by Bunty 1 in Movies