*BEST JOKE IN IRELAND 2006*
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life...between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2007-05-30 20:56:57 · 24 answers · asked by paranoiac 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is indeed, that's why I posted it myself 2 weeks ago
2007-05-30 20:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. However, you could insert just about every President's name where George Bush's is. Bill Clinton, for instance...
2016-04-01 06:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-30 21:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg dats really good thx xx definately worth a star
2007-05-30 20:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by luvin_me_4_me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Great, Great Joke!! LOL.
I've heard it before, but can you just imagine that? Hahahaha!
2007-05-31 00:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked- truly hilarious!!
love it
xxx
2007-05-30 23:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes got your star, that was very funny irish ones are the best.
2007-05-30 23:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
I took a star from my pocket for you to put into yours!
2007-05-30 22:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! lol. Here have a staaaaaaaar
2007-05-31 00:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. have a star
2007-05-30 22:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋