What question should I ask on here so I can impress Jessica Lynch?

Answer 1

Your question should be:

"How can I help make the world a better place?"

It might not impress her right now, but if you get some answers and work on making them a reality, you have a better chance of impressing everyone you ever meet, including her.

Best of luck :-)

Answer 2

Nah, too difficult. Shoot the president and see if it impresses Jodie Foster this time.