20 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "may I
borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a
bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantelope
into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh
relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get in there."
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically
under
the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy
boy!"
2007-05-30
09:14:56
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