If Jesus lived today would he be considered a virgin, mama's boy?

Question

Not trying to offend anyone...

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion

Answer 3

Most christians have turned christ into the anti christ according to christ. Most christians claim that christ is the ultimate spiritual teacher. Christ says that the ultimate spiritual teacher is the anti christ. Some where in the bible Christ says that if you had belief the size of a musterd seed you could move a mountain. I know how to move mountains. I've also been in sex movies with my wife. Chopping your dick off will NOT make you enlightend or a better person. Don't believe me? Here's a knife.

Answer 4

I AM NOT A MAMAS BOY!


(or a virgin for that matter)

Answer 5

There has been word going around that Mary Magdalene was his woman and they had children.

Answer 6

He'd be considered a hippie.

Answer 7

No, we would kill him again for reminding us of how vulgar and nasty we are...