Ken Ham, in his infinite wisdom, founded the "Creation Museum" in Kentucky ($27 Million buckeroos from the Bible thumpers), where he provides the Genesis "reality" that Adam & Eve shared the Garden of Eden with dinosaurs!
I now see the light - Adam & Eve were Neandethals. Since God created Adam in His likeness, then God is a Neandethal, too. Since there was no toilet paper, running water, and no Walmart to buy anything, wheeee-eeewwww they were gamey! I don't think he explains in his museum why God jacked a rib out of Adam to make Eve (after all, he created Adam with neuro-networks, a fine vascular system, all full of atoms, electrons and neutrons making us what we are, you think it would be a cinch to zap Eve without the surgery). But then again, snakes talked back in those days. I guess even Ken has to admit there was "some" evolution as we're a bit different today. Thank Ken for the thought that when we go to meet our Maker, we'll be seated at the right hand of a Caveman.
2007-05-26
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