All categories - 23 May 2007

How did men trick the women into subordination. Why did they take it? How to become owners of the world and regain the power?

2007-05-23 08:37:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed
with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his local feed and seed.

One of them says, "You know, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."

"How did you get it fixed ?" asked the farmer.

"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's beaver and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."

He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's beaver and rubs it all around the bull's nose.

The bull gets a rip roaring ***** and jumps on the cow immediately.

That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind.

As she lays sleeping, he dips his fingers into his wife's beaver and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on.

He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Darling. Look at this !"

She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a NOSEBLEED?"

2007-05-23 08:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-23 08:37:17 · 60 answers · asked by Russ 3 in Weddings

on a 2 hour road trip to nasville. Youre there from this saturday to next tuesday. Please give a full list.

2007-05-23 08:37:13 · 8 answers · asked by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 in Polls & Surveys

When do "Missed Miscarriages" occur? Is it very early into the pregnancy (like a couple of weeks) or a little later? Also, I've read that these types of miscarriages cause a woman to have little or no bleeding because the fetus is absorbed back into the body. Is this true? And, if the woman experiences no bleeding or expulsion, is it absolutely necessary that she get whatever is left removed from her uterus? Does sometimes it pass out on its own, or is it possible that it gets completely absorbed and you never know? I have been researching this for hours and am getting different answers.

2007-05-23 08:36:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-05-23 08:36:38 · 8 answers · asked by Muffy_Stuffy_1 1 in Religion & Spirituality

If yes, what are they? We can use a few of them to test your claims of his/her/its existence.
If no, then your god is limited or non-existent.

2007-05-23 08:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Religion & Spirituality

what can you do when you have a relative staying with you,that wont help clean unless you ask?the house we live in is my aunts and uncles not ours.im trying to keep it clean on my own but i work and come home and have to clean.he shows no signs of moving out.need help

2007-05-23 08:36:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

When I turn on the computer, I get a message that says it doesn't recognize a picture on startup, then it reboots and starts the same cycle over again. Any ideas on how to get past it to find out what the problem is?

2007-05-23 08:36:13 · 3 answers · asked by DoItMyselfMama 1 in Other - Hardware

2007-05-23 08:36:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i LOVE THIS MOVIE SOO MUCH
has anyone else wanted to start a fight club after you saw this movie? i sure did.
SHARE YOUR JOY

2007-05-23 08:36:10 · 7 answers · asked by Stace! 5 in Movies

like beasts, they are violent, cant control themselves

2007-05-23 08:36:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-05-23 08:36:07 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Is there really a cure? If you were a doctor of fun - how would you cure this horrible debilitating disease?

2007-05-23 08:35:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

I dream often and in color and am not afraid of my dreams. I can usually control things in my dreams. not a big deal. Something weird happened in my sleep the other night . I don't recall if I was dreaming but a loud voice in my head jolted me awake and the words were " Richard is dead " Richard is my ex huband that I have been divorced from for the last 8 years and I have no contact with him at all . I just wonder if I should find a way to check on him or if this is just silly. this is gonna sound weird and i am not a phsychic or anything like that , but quite often I have baby dreams and when I do it means someone i know is pregnant and i can usually tell the sex of the baby and have even known when one miscarried. Creepy I knwo but again i am not into the phsychic thing and that is not what i am .

2007-05-23 08:35:44 · 14 answers · asked by Trish L 1 in Dream Interpretation

In the last century, almost all the presidents have screwed around on their wives (sources: biographies). I think its horrible that they cheated on their wives, but thats the kind of people they are. Politicians are socipaths,they don't care about people, they will step over anyone or anything to get what they want.

My question is: Why was it such a big deal that Clinton got a BJ in office, when so many presidents/politicians had also taken advantage of young women, and done the same things before him?

2007-05-23 08:35:44 · 28 answers · asked by esthie 2 in Politics

2007-05-23 08:35:44 · 2 answers · asked by yuda buda b 3 in Other - Outdoor Recreation

Have you come to grips with the fact that PJ sucks, and they'll never make another decent album ?

Just wondering..

J-

2007-05-23 08:35:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

•posthumously
•posterity

2007-05-23 08:35:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.

Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.

So they went back to her place.

After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.

But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.

Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful.

But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet.

You'll have to.......

I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".

Cilla complies with the routine.

Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing.

Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks

"Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other, does it really stimulate yer that much ?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet !".

2007-05-23 08:35:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do your religious views play a role in your opinion? If so how?

2007-05-23 08:35:26 · 22 answers · asked by sparkles9 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Was the love story fictionalized? Did William Wallace really have a wife that was killed? Also, was Longshank's son really gay?

2007-05-23 08:35:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am 5'2" and 190 lbs. and I want to lose 30 pounds. What is the best diet for me? Currently I am starving myself, literally. I am a very picky eater and really only like junk food stuff.

2007-05-23 08:35:01 · 6 answers · asked by chieffanz4life 2 in Diet & Fitness

that's it.that's the question.... acording to yahoo answers this falls under the yahoo products category... :)

2007-05-23 08:34:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Obviously I fried mines for too long last night. The inside was fine but the cornmeal was so crispy, it crunched like a thick potato chip! My first experience was better, but I can't remember how long I cooked it.

Can you re-use the oil? Are you supposed to filter it if you do. Best answer 10 points by the end of the hour.

Thanks!

2007-05-23 08:34:53 · 13 answers · asked by come_on_kiss_the_gun 3 in Cooking & Recipes

I want to do a calculation of dicounted future costs and I am not sure what to do. I have the following bits of information
1. A one time cost of $100
2. Yearly costs of $10,000 for 12 years.
3. A discount rate of 5%.

Now what do I do? Am I correct in supposing that the 2nd year becomes period 1 while this current year is period 0.

2007-05-23 08:34:51 · 3 answers · asked by Mr. Kuda 3 in Mathematics

I believe diet plays a MAJOR part in this and know that additives and especially stuff with high E numbers are bad. But I'm anti drugs and would rather persue natural remedies for as long as possible. If you have any advice on diet or anything else that would help calm a 7 year old I'd appreciate it. Thanks

2007-05-23 08:34:38 · 17 answers · asked by Sandy 2 in Alternative Medicine

2007-05-23 08:34:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

The rules are easy, every persons answer must be the next number. I start with 1, then next person to reply must reply with the number 2, then the next person must simply reply with the number 3 and so on and so on. Everyone who gets the next number in sequence gets a point and any person who duplicates an number will get a point deducted, as will any person who strays from the topic. The 10 points for the best answer go to the last person to leave a number and will be decided in a few days.
anyone who is at level 2 or higher in there yahoo scores are asked to also leave approprate points for everyone just to make things intresting.
Here goes and have fun. :)

2007-05-23 08:34:29 · 19 answers · asked by Neo 3 in Other - Games & Recreation

how do i change a fraction to a percentage?

plz help :) thanks

2007-05-23 08:34:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help