An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed
with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his local feed and seed.
One of them says, "You know, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed ?" asked the farmer.
"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's beaver and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's beaver and rubs it all around the bull's nose.
The bull gets a rip roaring ***** and jumps on the cow immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind.
As she lays sleeping, he dips his fingers into his wife's beaver and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on.
He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Darling. Look at this !"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a NOSEBLEED?"
2007-05-23 08:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
urggggghhhh...yeuk.laughing though...
2007-05-23 08:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting but funny
2007-05-23 08:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 13:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freakin Hilarious!!!! Have a star
2007-05-23 08:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeuch, there's a lot tae be said fur tampons!!!!
2016-05-21 00:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Funny..
2007-05-23 08:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is disgustingly funny
2007-05-23 08:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-05-23 11:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so very wrong....extremely funny but so very wrong.
2007-05-23 08:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was very funny spot""ON""
2007-05-23 08:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but gross
2007-05-23 09:17:30 · answer #11 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋