All categories - 23 May 2007

OK, you have this really big big craving for some type of snack and you look all over the house to see if you have any. You go to the store and you feel like you don't want the chocolate bar afterall. And when you're home, you're totally bummed out because you should have bought the bloody candy bar anyways?
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED? OR IS THIS JUST AN ISOLATED CASE?

2007-05-23 10:08:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The biker flags her down and pulls her out of her car.. He takes out a baseball bat and makes a circle in the dirt surrounding the blonde.

"Don't you dare move from this f*cking circle or I will jack you up!" He tells her and goes toward her sporty little coup.

He starts to beat the car unmercifully with the baseball bat, and after knocking out the windshield looks back at the blonde. She is standing in the middle of the circle laughing. He is enraged, and starts to smash up the interior. Thinking he has proved his point, he looks to find the blonde doubled over she is laughing so hard.

Feeling furious, he takes off his shirt and sticks it in the gas tank of the car and lights it on fire. BOOM! Thinking this has got to have her pissed, he sees her lying on the ground crying because she is laughing so hard.

He sighs and finally asks her, "Just what is so friggin' funny."

"When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2007-05-23 10:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-23 10:08:39 · 48 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anything she can do for your kidneys now or is it too late?

2007-05-23 10:08:27 · 14 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 2 in Diabetes

what can we do to get him down on the ground? and when he is down on the ground, then what can we do to KEEP him down from ever getting back up?

2007-05-23 10:08:18 · 29 answers · asked by I have KILLER legs 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

this yrs sr class at my highschool painted the windows of the school (LAME!) but ever since our class started in 8th grade we have been mischevious so everyone is expecting us to have a great prank...here are some ideas we have: flouring the school with hundreds of bags of flour, covering the school with ketchup packets, and using salt to write messages in the grass....anyone have any other ideas or ways to enhance the ideas we have they would be appreciated because our prank has to be great...out class WILL be remembered!

2007-05-23 10:08:13 · 8 answers · asked by kaykay 2 in Senior Citizens

I have been married for seven years, and knew of my husband infidelities, but just found out he was dating one lady for three years and they have an 11-month old baby, just 7 months younger than our last child together.

2007-05-23 10:08:11 · 33 answers · asked by heartbroken 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-23 10:08:09 · 7 answers · asked by jon h 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I'm 30 yrs old and I just finished a liberal arts undergrad degree; because of that, I'm having trouble breaking into the corporate/business world. I feel as if I need an MBA to give myself some credibility. I do realize that most pursue their MBA after working for a few years in the corporate world but I can't get any experience if I can't get my foot in the door. Please give me some helpful advice.

2007-05-23 10:08:06 · 8 answers · asked by QnA00789 1 in Corporations

A pirate ship is in the midst of a voyage. The crew is bored. A pirate amongst them knows magic tricks. He decides to put on a magic show. His parrot is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and that parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"

2007-05-23 10:07:51 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

does my avatar look more like neo, or the terminator? :)

sorry if this is miscategorized

2007-05-23 10:07:45 · 7 answers · asked by Keops 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

im 19 weighed 115 before i got pregnant and im 5'6'' if you need to know. am i just a little late? my doctor says im fine though

2007-05-23 10:07:18 · 16 answers · asked by SumDumName 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

And why is yahoo not letting this question through? its a legitimate question

2007-05-23 10:07:17 · 16 answers · asked by Johnno 2 in Religion & Spirituality

My name is Anahi im orog latin and im liveing round hayes & Harlington wich is in West London
i want to know if any one can tell me where i can find slasa clases to atend i would hope you can tell me about some good places round my area to (just in case not all latin people are born knowing salsa)

2007-05-23 10:07:03 · 2 answers · asked by laguna_anahi 2 in Dancing

I'm 30 yrs old and I just finished a liberal arts undergrad degree; because of that, I'm having trouble breaking into the corporate/business world. I feel as if I need an MBA to give myself some credibility. I do realize that most pursue their MBA after working for a few years in the corporate world but I can't get any experience if I can't get my foot in the door. Please give me some helpful advice.

2007-05-23 10:06:54 · 9 answers · asked by QnA00789 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-05-23 10:06:47 · 6 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Talk Shows

im 19 weighed 115 before i got pregnant and im 5'6'' if you need to know. am i just a little late? my doctor says im fine though

2007-05-23 10:06:39 · 8 answers · asked by SumDumName 1 in Women's Health

Have you found it works for you? Do you use rings, bracelets or what? How long have you used it? Do any other metals also bring relief?

2007-05-23 10:06:39 · 6 answers · asked by Scot-Rob 4 in Alternative Medicine

I am really new to this, but I found 79 hidden spuninst folders in my C:\WINDOWS. They are
$hf_mig$
$MSI31Uninstall_KB893803v2$
$NtUninstallKB873339$
$NtUninstallKB885836$
$NtUninstallKB886185$
$NtUninstallKB887472$
$NtUninstallKB888302$
$NtUninstallKB890859$
$NtUninstallKB891781$
and a lot more. 79 files to be exact. Should I delete these? However, I'm afraid to do so, coz I'm not sure of they are useful or what. I really dont know. SO.. HELP!

2007-05-23 10:06:37 · 3 answers · asked by babyyadayada 1 in Other - Computers

2007-05-23 10:06:34 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why has it taken so long for Bush to bring up OBL again? He recently said he doesn't even think about him anymore. Is this an attempt to bank on fear and promote the failing GOP? A ruse to further promote the war in Iraq?

"Victory in Iraq is important for Osama bin Laden, and victory in Iraq is vital for the United States of America," Bush told the graduating class seated in a stadium under bright sunshine along the Thames River

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070523/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_terrorism;_ylt=Ah8rjSHz1ddjaCpqty25r89h24cA

2007-05-23 10:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by citizenjanecitizenjane2 4 in Politics

surely somebody has measured one before.


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2007-05-23 10:06:30 · 12 answers · asked by TEX 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 10:06:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Does anyone know why the father microwaved his daughter? Has he given a reason?~

Its scary to think that there is that kind of abuse on an infant out in the world! Truly EVIL!~

2007-05-23 10:06:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

(b) Suppose 0.078 mol each of H2 and CO2 are placed in a 1.2 L container. When equilibrium is achieved at 986°C, what amounts of CO(g) and H2O(g), in moles, would be present? [Use the value of K calculated in part (a).]

the answer is 0.04
but is that correct significant figures

2007-05-23 10:06:12 · 2 answers · asked by taffy2343 1 in Chemistry

2007-05-23 10:06:11 · 1 answers · asked by seth g 1 in Car Audio

2007-05-23 10:06:11 · 11 answers · asked by Renée 2 in Biology

2007-05-23 10:06:07 · 10 answers · asked by liu l 1 in Astronomy & Space