The biker flags her down and pulls her out of her car.. He takes out a baseball bat and makes a circle in the dirt surrounding the blonde.
"Don't you dare move from this f*cking circle or I will jack you up!" He tells her and goes toward her sporty little coup.
He starts to beat the car unmercifully with the baseball bat, and after knocking out the windshield looks back at the blonde. She is standing in the middle of the circle laughing. He is enraged, and starts to smash up the interior. Thinking he has proved his point, he looks to find the blonde doubled over she is laughing so hard.
Feeling furious, he takes off his shirt and sticks it in the gas tank of the car and lights it on fire. BOOM! Thinking this has got to have her pissed, he sees her lying on the ground crying because she is laughing so hard.
He sighs and finally asks her, "Just what is so friggin' funny."
"When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-05-23
10:08:44
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