A pirate ship is in the midst of a voyage. The crew is bored. A pirate amongst them knows magic tricks. He decides to put on a magic show. His parrot is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.
The pirate begins his first trick, and that parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
2007-05-23 10:07:51 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope he eats the parrot!
2007-05-23 11:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did the drunken magician end up piloting the ship? Everybody else on board too drunk to intervene?
2007-05-23 17:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrgg Mate, that was friggin awesome. No friggin in the riggin:-)
2007-05-23 17:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-23 17:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋