All categories - 18 May 2007

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070518/ap_on_re_eu/escaped_gorilla

The gorilla reportedly stated, just before passing out, that "Humans don't come from APES, humans ARE APES!!!!"

2007-05-18 09:58:24 · 15 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a whisper in-tank filter and I was wondering if it would be ok and still work if I completely submerged it.

2007-05-18 09:58:13 · 5 answers · asked by tyra s 2 in Fish

I mean, with out friends, lover, family..

2007-05-18 09:57:58 · 9 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:57:55 · 12 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

Rabbit's Revenge

Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts.

One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.

To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." His wish was granted.

The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

"And for your second wish bear?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish.

The rabbit without delay took his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet."

"Final wish bear!" Bellowed the genie. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest.

The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, "For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay."

2007-05-18 09:57:48 · 19 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been seeing him for 6 months. We have always used condoms and just this one time, the condom came off in me. And I got pregnant! I do love him very much, and he cares deeply about me and he's said he loves me- but he was raised with some very cruel alcoholic parents he's messed up about relationships. He's reliable and has integrity, a solid guy, but this is unplanned. And I don't think he wants kids. At least he says he doesn't, though he's always very soft around kids. It's hard to know...Anyway, I am 38 and I don't want to terminate it. I love him but i am prepared to do this on my own. But I don;t know how to tell him. Please, no sarcastic answers.

2007-05-18 09:57:39 · 41 answers · asked by Sara B. 3 in Singles & Dating

A. (-3, -12)
B. (-2, -13)
C. (3, 12)
D. (4, 23)

2007-05-18 09:57:25 · 10 answers · asked by bekah_2009 2 in Mathematics

2007-05-18 09:57:20 · 9 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

A woman walks into a bar sees a man she thought was cute but before she goes up to him she has a look round first but she could not find anyone better looking so the woman goes up to the man and says can i buy u a drink the man says yes bar tennder can u get me another energy drink,the woman goes to the man why do u call it a energy drink the man replays it makes me fly,the woman says yes right prove it so the man goes up to the window jumps out and flys round the building three times and comes back in and goes see it gives u energy so the woman goes to the bar tender i want what he having so she gets an energy drink,drinks it all jumps out the window but she feel,the bar tender goes up to the guy and goes superman you can be a mean when your drunk!

2007-05-18 09:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by crissy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

hair: dark brown
eyes: blue (fairly large)
skin: light/fair with peachy golden undertones
face shape: oval

2007-05-18 09:57:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

ok please is there a program that can at least get u free dial up, or is there a way to cheat on the dial up providers,,,,,or something please.......

2007-05-18 09:57:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

i have washed my hand 6x, dissinfected them 2x and used 3 different lotions

2007-05-18 09:57:01 · 9 answers · asked by rémy613 3 in Biology

2007-05-18 09:56:59 · 4 answers · asked by ©smegma 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:56:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-05-18 09:56:36 · 36 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:56:30 · 4 answers · asked by Fruitful1 3 in Psychology

I bought a brand new 9-cell laptop battery for my Dell Inspiron 6400, but before I used it I was given an almost-new battery. I have heard that if you don't use them regularly, they very quickly will loose their capacity to hold a charge. How can I store my new battery so it maintains it's maximum effectiveness for at least a year?

2007-05-18 09:56:27 · 5 answers · asked by Jeffrey W 4 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-05-18 09:56:27 · 10 answers · asked by shawnp089 2 in Zoology

2007-05-18 09:56:26 · 9 answers · asked by Adriana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:56:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I saw on Extreme Home Makeover an aircraft being put into this person's bedroom because she wants to sky-dive. Want to do something similar using an R-44 Raven helicopter. Any ideas on how to get a used airframe? Already tried going to the Robinson Helicopter web site

2007-05-18 09:56:20 · 3 answers · asked by bdgiantman2 4 in Aircraft

2007-05-18 09:55:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

A. Fertilization
B. Incubation
C. Gestation
D. Embryogenesis

2007-05-18 09:55:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

That's really only worth 7.4K. I want to trade it in for something better. No matter which new car I pick, the price is gonna set me back. But won't I be in a better position with a nicer vehicle?

2007-05-18 09:55:24 · 7 answers · asked by prtybrwnskn 2 in Buying & Selling

HHEELLPP! ITS A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE TUESDAY!!!!!!

2007-05-18 09:55:21 · 2 answers · asked by lost in love ♥ 2 in Other - Science

I KNOWN THAT ELVIS, IS THE KING OF ROCK.....SO THAT MAKES CONNIE FRANCIS, QUEEN OF THE POP AND ROCK MUSIC.

2007-05-18 09:55:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I need to create a PDF file for my website that can be downloaded and printed. How do I create one?

2007-05-18 09:55:09 · 5 answers · asked by tia r 1 in Software

is anybody dissapionted that Jaslene won americas next top model? I think runner-up Natasha did so much better in the compitition and also she doesn't look like a starved drag queen.

2007-05-18 09:55:07 · 15 answers · asked by Srud 1 in Reality Television

I met this someone is apparently one of these. When I asked her what a sadist was, she grinned and said: "You'll find out soon enough."

Rather than waiting for her to tell me, I thought I'd just ask on here. Thanks.

2007-05-18 09:55:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-05-18 09:54:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys