Rabbit's Revenge
Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts.
One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.
To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." His wish was granted.
The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
"And for your second wish bear?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish.
The rabbit without delay took his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet."
"Final wish bear!" Bellowed the genie. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest.
The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, "For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay."
2007-05-18 09:57:48 · 19 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea
2007-05-18 09:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by kelli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rabbits reproduce quickly. Gestation is 27 to 34 days. After giving birth to a litter, the mother can become pregnant again within 24 hours.
2016-05-17 04:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by trisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C U T E !!!!!!!!!!!! No, the rabbit isn't mean, wouldn't the bear look at him for food anyway?
2007-05-18 10:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by shellygirl06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-05-18 13:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cleaver rabbit!
2007-05-18 10:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no the rabbit is not mean, he just has a sense of humor!! really liked the joke, made me laugh really hard!!!
2007-05-18 10:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the rabbit is not mean he is just using his brain.
2007-05-18 10:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by amw_willimas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that is a wise rabbit
2007-05-18 10:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by BigDaddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All rabbits are nice.
2007-05-18 10:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha hes not mean hes clever
2007-05-18 10:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by nathan c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋