http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070518/ap_on_re_eu/escaped_gorilla
The gorilla reportedly stated, just before passing out, that "Humans don't come from APES, humans ARE APES!!!!"
2007-05-18 09:58:24 · 15 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just stop!!!
2007-05-18 10:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by God is love. 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
MAY GOD CLAW THE FLESH FROM YOUR DISEASED BONES!!!!! Sorry, had a fundamentalist moment there.
Your question, yes... I just spoke to a talking ape. His talking snake girlfriend seemed a bit shy - told me to eat apples or something - anyway, I had a little conversation with this talking ape and he told me Christians were indeed misunderstanding evolution. I prodded him as to why - but he passed out. Poor sucker was undergoing a "stress position" at the time. Humane, in every way. Creationist Scientists were in charge of the session. They took notes. I suspect we'll be reading about it in the Watch Tower soon - or on FOX News.
2007-05-18 17:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder why a gorilla capable of verbalizing his thoughts didn't make a specific reference to Christians???? I KNOW!!!, gorillas are more intelligent than you, the gorilla was not actually talking about believers, read between the lines!
2007-05-18 17:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Millie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sincerely doubt the apes give a damn how well humans, Christian or otherwise, understand evolution.
2007-05-18 17:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Amy W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't help it, LOL picturing the Gorilla running around & people running to get away. Guess I'm warped today.
2007-05-18 17:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No!!! t5hey do not get mad...they just come together and every year the put a Christmas show for the monkeys.
2007-05-18 17:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by nikitasgarofallou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.. I am.
and
1)Humans DON'T come from apes
2)Humans ARE NOT apes
3) Humans and Apes have a common ancestor (all primates do)
2007-05-18 17:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there a real purpose to this question or do you just like proving what an idiot you are?
2007-05-18 17:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, they are more evolved than christians, therefor they have a higher level of tolorance of ignorance.
2007-05-18 17:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They're mad cause we keep tearing their natural habitat down. And their troupes are being murdered by poachers.
2007-05-18 17:02:18 · answer #10 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is one of the dumbest questions I have seen in this venue.
2007-05-18 17:01:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋