All categories - 16 May 2007

These followings are actual ads on a matrimony site in India . Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this
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Hello To Viewvers
My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe..if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (-Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

2007-05-16 02:09:02 · 2 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Jokes & Riddles

my mom tells me its an ingrown hair....... I know i dont have any std's or anything i have already been checked. But what is this enormous painful bump. Please help!

2007-05-16 02:08:55 · 21 answers · asked by C'Vale Chick 1 in Skin Conditions

WHO WANTS baraka obama TO BE PRESIDENT
why and why not

2007-05-16 02:08:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-05-16 02:08:19 · 14 answers · asked by lrs36 1 in Fish

I am looking for free classified websites to post some business opportunities. I do not have the extra money to pay for advertising. Maybe down the line I will have the money.

2007-05-16 02:08:17 · 3 answers · asked by Paige Turner 3 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

2007-05-16 02:08:16 · 4 answers · asked by ggravess1 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-05-16 02:08:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I get these pains in my left arm and it kind of goes numb and then this pain in my chest like someone is stabbing me with needles and get short of breath a little. It goes away within 3-5 mins usually. It's been happening ever since I went to hospital for tachycardia, which was 2-3 weeks ago, but the doctors said there was nothing wrong. It happens wherever, such as at home, at a friends place, out at the mall, like anywhere. Is this like anxiety or stress thats doing this, even though I don't feel axnxious or stressed...?

2007-05-16 02:08:12 · 8 answers · asked by Black Rainbow 3 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-05-16 02:07:48 · 7 answers · asked by tkaluzny 1 in Zoology

i think dawn

2007-05-16 02:07:26 · 12 answers · asked by vante a 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Like a serious bomb threat, they called the bomb squad, and there were paintings all over the walls. well now i am home, away from all of my friends at school. i'm so bored and i dont want to be home. what should i do?

2007-05-16 02:07:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 02:06:45 · 44 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Religion & Spirituality

this question is for people who still attend school. also, do you have trouble sleeping at night? PLZ answer as soon as possible. WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER BY THURSDAY!!!
Your answer will be involved in statistics for our debate. Thank you :)

2007-05-16 02:06:39 · 8 answers · asked by kia 1 in Other - Food & Drink

hmmmm

^_^

2007-05-16 02:06:36 · 17 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. is is by johhny cash 2. whats it called
thanks alot.

2007-05-16 02:06:35 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Other - Music

i need some sad things to think about

2007-05-16 02:06:35 · 12 answers · asked by AlyssaElaine 2 in Quotations

Me first. This soft-brained bigot did more to divide Americans than anyone in the 20th century. Encouraging hatred and attracting pandering politicians he wrecked Americans' image of themselves. He preached discord and demagoguery and intoduced theocracy to the US.

2007-05-16 02:05:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I theres something wrong with your keyboard what should you do?

2007-05-16 02:05:35 · 6 answers · asked by CECE 2 in Other - Computers

2007-05-16 02:05:27 · 6 answers · asked by Matthew K 1 in Law & Legal

It is very brief and something I was dabbling with but it is based on personal experience

2007-05-16 02:05:26 · 13 answers · asked by ambidextrous25 3 in Poetry

Have they been met yet? If so, when were they met? If they were not met yet, what more must we do before we meet them?

2007-05-16 02:05:13 · 8 answers · asked by The_Music_Man 3 in Gender Studies

2007-05-16 02:05:10 · 4 answers · asked by flyaway_far 2 in Software

I've got rhythm till I bleed
'Til death do us part
Break my heart so I can start

Joan of Arc reincarnated
Maybe we could be related
So much blood to circulate
And so much space to decorate

2007-05-16 02:04:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Namaste

Peace and Love

2007-05-16 02:04:37 · 8 answers · asked by digilook 2 in Religion & Spirituality

she has to be involved in everything or else

2007-05-16 02:04:26 · 25 answers · asked by princess 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Revealed Truth from God? Why then do the descriptions of the discovery of Jesus' empty tomb, as provided in the four gospels, disagree? Each of the four gospels describes the event differently, with a different cast of characters in each one. If God is making sure the writers get it right, why then do they disagree?

Eye witness accounts? Who witnessed the temptation of Jesus in the desert, when Satan offered him the world? Are we to believe Jesus later re-told the story, bragging about how he resisted Satan?

Who witnessed the prayers in Gethsemane? According to the account, the disciples were sleeping while Jesus prayed to God. Are we to believe Jesus whined to the disciples about how he prayed to God to be delivered and was refused?

So which is it: God-inspired truth (in which case God couldn't tell the story of the empty tomb the same way twice) or eye-witness (in which case whomever wrote the stories of the Temptation and Gethsemane invented these stories)?

2007-05-16 02:04:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This Guy walks in o his neighborhood bar and the bartender says hi gerge what will it be? the man answers and says the usual but from now on call me lucky the bartender was confused he says why are you lucky the guy says well me and my girl were having sex last night and the guy down stair got so mad at the noise we were making he picked up a gun and shot at the ceiling the bullet missed my girl but got me in the nuts the bartender said I dont Understand how does that make you lucky? the man replied well a minute earlier and it would have got me right between the eyes.

2007-05-16 02:04:14 · 9 answers · asked by dynomight892001 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-05-16 02:04:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming