This Guy walks in o his neighborhood bar and the bartender says hi gerge what will it be? the man answers and says the usual but from now on call me lucky the bartender was confused he says why are you lucky the guy says well me and my girl were having sex last night and the guy down stair got so mad at the noise we were making he picked up a gun and shot at the ceiling the bullet missed my girl but got me in the nuts the bartender said I dont Understand how does that make you lucky? the man replied well a minute earlier and it would have got me right between the eyes.
2007-05-16
02:04:14
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