These followings are actual ads on a matrimony site in India . Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this
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Hello To Viewvers
My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe..if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (-Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
2007-05-16 02:09:02 · 2 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just for laughs, hope this does not offend anybody, it's too funny to keep to myself
2007-05-16 02:09:47 · update #1
*Laughing*
I read them backwards...
I've heard of a heart of gold...but a white heart--oh, that's a keeper!
This one here wants a woman who will "never create any difficulties" in his life. I do hope they have a lifetime special to run these classifies...it may be awhile.
Thanks for the laughs...
2007-05-16 09:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by LUCKY3 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No offense taken. Funny ads! Also kinda strange! lol!
2007-05-16 02:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋