All categories - 16 May 2007

2007-05-16 04:46:10 · 13 answers · asked by WORKING OLDER SMARTER BLONDE 4 in Marriage & Divorce

this person is handsome or ugly or average?

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2007-05-16 04:46:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

one of my close friend has been experiencing depressions for years. She sometimes is ok but sometimes really acts as a different person. I donot want to spend too much time with her when she is wired. But in the meantime i feel very guilty for my selfiness and always thought maybe i should help her.. what should i do?

2007-05-16 04:45:53 · 21 answers · asked by confusedgirl 1 in Mental Health

2007-05-16 04:45:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I was so career focused throughout my 20s, I didn't care much about relationships and settling down. Now that my career is right where I want it to be, I was looking forward to finding a nice guy to start a serious relationship with. What a mess it's been! I'm finding that most guys in their 30s already have children. I've tried dating some of these guys and even tried starting a serious relationship. This probably sounds mean, but I just can't deal with their children. I'll never be the number one priority in their life. Children are constant reminders of their past relationships that didn't work. I don't know how to act around the children. I get blamed by exes for stupid things... like keeping fathers away from their children or being a bad influence, which of course isn't true. I'm finding that guys in their 30s who do not have children are either commitment phobes or are only looking for flings. Is my situation completely hopeless?

2007-05-16 04:45:46 · 18 answers · asked by ☆skyblue 7 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-16 04:45:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So if you believe in the Big Bang theory and not Original Creation, can you explain how organic matter (i.e bacteria and single celled organisms) came to be when there was only inorganic material such as metals and rocks and gasses. And if you believe in that theory, what is to say that inorganic matterial could not create organic matterial again?

2007-05-16 04:45:42 · 8 answers · asked by loserj67 1 in Astronomy & Space

Some people seem to readily rely on faith. Others detest not knowing and seldom place trust in anything.

Is it possible to live without faith in anything or anyone?

2007-05-16 04:45:37 · 13 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I have lived by the ocean before, but not so high up. I experienced hurricanes elsewhere that weren't so noisy.

2007-05-16 04:45:28 · 2 answers · asked by L M 5 in Weather

2007-05-16 04:45:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think the majority of Christians don't believe in a litteral week of creation. They think that scientific facts show that we had an evolution that took millions of years. Does someone know of any scientifically proved fact that inevitably says that living beings are the result of a long time evolution and that proves a literal week of creation impossible?

2007-05-16 04:45:19 · 13 answers · asked by kind 2 in Religion & Spirituality

There are 9 planets in the Universe...Y did god make human beings only on Earth.....?

2007-05-16 04:45:03 · 11 answers · asked by Abhi 2 in Astronomy & Space

I hear that many U.S. police departments are no longer supporting Lojack. Is there any literature to support this.

2007-05-16 04:44:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

i need help !

2007-05-16 04:44:52 · 15 answers · asked by LOka 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

STUN GUN (Only a guy would do this!)

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a
little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing!

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch
of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries right?!!

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and
taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded
with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****** to one side as
to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS
_DESTRUCTION!@$$!%_

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself.

You will not let go of that thing unt il it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative.

SON-OF-A-... that hurt like h3|| !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent
reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock.

P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

2007-05-16 04:44:47 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ME♥ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My ex had to go visit his dad (his dad was goin to have surgery) well my now ex got stuck and couldnt come back (not enough money to get back home like we thought) well he was missing me alot but after a while he started cheatin on me with his ex. He denyied it for about 5 months. he called me on mothers day cause we have a baby girl....and wanted to talk to me...he sounded miserable. So i asked him if he regreted cheatin he said yes and i asked him if he would lose the homewreakin and come back to me.....he said yes. Should i take him back or move on?

2007-05-16 04:44:45 · 39 answers · asked by mommyNpink 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-16 04:44:35 · 25 answers · asked by Yahoo Man 1 in Baseball

im 13 and i haven't been circumsized yet. I noticed that there are vains all over my penis, even on the part that they're supposed to cut off. Will they cut right through the vains???

2007-05-16 04:44:27 · 12 answers · asked by rainyday,dreamaway 1 in Men's Health

For instance, I know that I should get regular oil changes. What other regular maintenance like that should I doing?

2007-05-16 04:44:26 · 5 answers · asked by dullerd 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I need a quick fix that doesn't involve murder, suicide, or anything to dramatic. I already used slipping on tiles and drowning...

2007-05-16 04:44:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-05-16 04:44:21 · 12 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Psychology

Am having a relationship with a married man but av been trying to stop without success. What do i do?

2007-05-16 04:43:57 · 19 answers · asked by Chibabe 1 in Singles & Dating

i read of tammy's death, but, now it is nowhere to be found. what gives here?

2007-05-16 04:43:55 · 10 answers · asked by mike m 1 in Cancer

What does macro-evolution mean? What are the gaps in the theory?

2007-05-16 04:43:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Next door neighbor just invited us to his retirement party. I think he did it to be polite because of cars parked in front of our house, noise keeping our kids up, etc. We don't know him very well.. don't even know his last name. Anyway, do you think he actually wants us to show up? And do we bring something? (If so, any ideas?) We are in our 20s and have never been to a retirement party before. Thank you!!

2007-05-16 04:43:46 · 2 answers · asked by Cara V 1 in Etiquette

2007-05-16 04:43:39 · 10 answers · asked by LaLa0618 1 in Singles & Dating

a. 36 /3

b. 72

c. 36

d. 3 /3

2007-05-16 04:43:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I want to give an elegant look to this room.
Color of walls: White
Floor: beige carpet
Color of sofa: burgundy/green/navy blue/gold plaid print
Two sitting chairs: burgundy with very small green diamond print
Pillows: navy, burgundy, green, gold floral print
Table: wood stained in very dark navy blue
Painting: back drop is mainly navy blue
Grandfather clock: cherry wood

The dining room sits directly across from the living room and those walls are covered in a dark green wallpaper and the table and other furnishings are cherry wood. Both the living and dining rooms each have 3 large windows. The curtains in the dining room are currently white. Any advice would be very appreciated. Thank you.

2007-05-16 04:43:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

give me ur opinon girls.. guys can give ther views too!

2007-05-16 04:43:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships