2 Horses were siting @ a bar discussing Their day at the race track. The first horse said, `the strangest thing happened to me right before the starting gates opened today.'
`Really? What was it?',said the second horse.
`Well, when the gates opened, a very strong electric shock went through my hind quarters. Scarred the hell out of me! However I ran the fastest race I've ran & won the race!'
horse2 `Congradulations! But now that you mentioned it, the same thing happened to me Last week. I also won the race.'
Well a dog, sitting a couple of stools over Jumps in and states, `That is soooo strange! I've had a simmalar Expierence @ the dograces myself,I did!...Big shock...Gates open.... dammed if I did'nt set a track record.!'
The 2 horses looked @ each other and said, simaltaniously, "look @ that! A talking DOG!"
2007-04-30
18:28:40
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