2 Horses were siting @ a bar discussing Their day at the race track. The first horse said, `the strangest thing happened to me right before the starting gates opened today.'
`Really? What was it?',said the second horse.
`Well, when the gates opened, a very strong electric shock went through my hind quarters. Scarred the hell out of me! However I ran the fastest race I've ran & won the race!'
horse2 `Congradulations! But now that you mentioned it, the same thing happened to me Last week. I also won the race.'
Well a dog, sitting a couple of stools over Jumps in and states, `That is soooo strange! I've had a simmalar Expierence @ the dograces myself,I did!...Big shock...Gates open.... dammed if I did'nt set a track record.!'
The 2 horses looked @ each other and said, simaltaniously, "look @ that! A talking DOG!"
2007-04-30 18:28:40 · 21 answers · asked by cowlynz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess a giggle is a smiling smerk!
2007-05-05 17:33:14 · update #1
Too lazy to read, so I'll star.
2007-04-30 18:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smirk/smile/star
2007-05-07 21:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Creepy Kourtney 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smirk. Real lame.
2007-05-09 01:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I. Can't. Understand A. Word. You. Said.
2007-05-07 20:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a smirk and a star
2007-05-08 23:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Shining Plum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the farmer say when he saw his cows coming home?.........."Here come the cows." What did the cows say when they saw the farmer watching them come home? Nothing,cows can't talk.
2007-05-01 01:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are going to start a laugh RIOT with that one!!
2007-05-01 01:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but presentation needs work
2007-05-01 01:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats funny dude!
2007-05-08 22:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give this a star.
2007-05-07 19:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by tanlaask 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋