One stormy night, I was driving down a long desolate road. I did not realize I was low on gas untill it was too late. Even with it pouring outside, I decided to start walking. After a ways, I heard something approaching me from behind. It was a car going very slowly. As it eased up beside me, I decided what the hell and got in. Besides, I was ready to get out of the rain. After getting in, I looked over to the driver to thank him for picking me up, but there was no driver! I was freaked out! Still, I remained in the car. The car inched ever so slowly until it came to a fork in the road. I looked to my left and saw one single hand turning the steering wheel! OMG! I was comepletely freaked, but did not dare move! I saw lights in the distance, and as the car stopped in front of the lone Diner, I jumped out and raced inside, breathless, my heart pounding. Just then, a grizzly, wet man spoke up, "Look, John, it's that idiot that jumped in our car while we were pushing it!"
2007-04-27
09:48:12
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