One stormy night, I was driving down a long desolate road. I did not realize I was low on gas untill it was too late. Even with it pouring outside, I decided to start walking. After a ways, I heard something approaching me from behind. It was a car going very slowly. As it eased up beside me, I decided what the hell and got in. Besides, I was ready to get out of the rain. After getting in, I looked over to the driver to thank him for picking me up, but there was no driver! I was freaked out! Still, I remained in the car. The car inched ever so slowly until it came to a fork in the road. I looked to my left and saw one single hand turning the steering wheel! OMG! I was comepletely freaked, but did not dare move! I saw lights in the distance, and as the car stopped in front of the lone Diner, I jumped out and raced inside, breathless, my heart pounding. Just then, a grizzly, wet man spoke up, "Look, John, it's that idiot that jumped in our car while we were pushing it!"
2007-04-27 09:48:12 · 22 answers · asked by sandg94 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great punch line. Not what I was expecting. Star to you
2007-04-27 09:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by crafty.crafter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Hey the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…
2007-04-27 09:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before too, and am still here laughing like a lunatic, and my coworkers think I have gone nuts!
2007-04-27 12:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by It's Just My Opinion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary but funny! 10!
2007-04-27 10:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...nice
2007-04-27 09:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by chinucho25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle,chuckle hehehe.
2007-04-27 09:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tazz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! very good!!! That is one of the funniest stories I've seen here! top notch!
2007-04-27 09:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha thats sooo funny i'll give it **** ah ha i think i now have a 6 pack from laughing so hard
2007-04-29 03:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.Hahaha.and here i was thinking it's a scary story.
2007-04-28 05:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!
2007-04-27 10:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋