Dave, a National Front member is in a car crash..
When he comes round the doctor says " Dave I have good news and Bad news.
Bad news you've had 2 pints of pa*i blood and 2 pints of ni*a blood"
Dave screams " What the fu*k is the good news?"
The doctor says.."Your co*c is 4 inches longer and you're top of the housing list!"
NOT HERE TO OFFEND - ONLY WANT TO MAKE YOU SMILE!
2007-04-27 09:50:32 · 16 answers · asked by thumberlina 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just don't want people moaning at me that I am racist - I am not but some people take PC way too far!
2007-04-27 09:57:15 · update #1
you made me smile lol
2007-04-27 11:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by seven69uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-04-27 18:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I liked it! Ive heard it before its a good one. I just hope a troll dosent find you some people cant take a joke. :) have a good weekend!
2007-04-27 16:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved It
2007-04-27 16:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by pups 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i`m neither a racist or offended, but it did make me laugh.
2007-04-27 17:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-04-28 19:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Davy Crockett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad , but why the f*ck did you have to apolagise for the joke?
2007-04-27 16:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by amos 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty but ironically hilarious
2007-04-27 17:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Smiling!!! Ta!
2007-04-27 16:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So that's how you get a bigger one. I was wondering.
2007-04-28 02:09:24 · answer #10 · answered by Shunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋