All categories - 24 April 2007

thx chubbies! jk LMAO

2007-04-24 18:04:39 · 4 answers · asked by Grace 1 in Mathematics

2007-04-24 18:04:31 · 5 answers · asked by PRAVEEN K 1 in Civic Participation

I mean, anything, and everything that's the difference.

2007-04-24 18:04:13 · 6 answers · asked by George B 1 in Ford

I love it when the sky starts to get dark. Drizzle follows, and I'm in ecstasy! LOL

When you're at home and it 's raining, what's the best thing to do so you won't get bored?

2007-04-24 18:04:04 · 20 answers · asked by blue 1 in Weather

And if you have had one how did it change your life?

2007-04-24 18:04:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

2007-04-24 18:03:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I swear I keep seeing a little mouse run under my couch, but I live on the second story of an apartment building and my boyfriend tells me mice wouldn't be on the second story. Is it possible that they get to the second floor of the building?

And of so, what's a good way to get rid of a mouse if I have a cat? (I guess a useless cat if I have mice, haha) I don't want to use anything that the cat will be hurt by or get into.

2007-04-24 18:03:14 · 3 answers · asked by LuckyDucky 3 in Other - Home & Garden

What can I do to the characters, plot, or setting to make this movie something that you would ACTUALLY go pay money to watch?

2007-04-24 18:03:05 · 21 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:02:52 · 14 answers · asked by adriana g 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Heart leaking on to paper,
dripping out started later,
Drip drop the heart stops.
You stay living,
even tho your hearts bleeding.
Drying out, shriviling up,
faster and faster without luck.
Then from no where a crow starts pecking,
pecking pecking without a care.
With you soul coming through,
your body your life will end soon but all you can do is lie there to.
But for now all your friends can do,
is to cover your heart with a thousand plasters!

i am 14

please say what you like and dislike!

2007-04-24 18:02:28 · 15 answers · asked by Katja ie tattybow 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

OUR GOVERNMENT IS THE "TERRORISTS" AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY AMERICANS ARE STANDING BY AND DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT.

2007-04-24 18:02:20 · 18 answers · asked by yeoledebi 2 in Government

2007-04-24 18:02:12 · 17 answers · asked by JuDyLicious 3 in Music

i got a question from my textbook,, is toll&parking for business that paid by employee deductible? from the book, it's deductible under the actual cost method, but i checked the IRS, it said it's not deductible. http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch26.html#d0e62028
does anyone if it's deductible or not? if yes, then what is the limitation?

2007-04-24 18:01:58 · 3 answers · asked by jingcong w 1 in United States

Have you ever seen one? NO. No one has seen one, been bitten by one, or anything. Can't people see the insanity of this?

2007-04-24 18:01:56 · 10 answers · asked by waterlily 4 in Mythology & Folklore

For those of you who consider Bonds to be an inconsiderate jerk...check out this article and then answer the question.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070424&content_id=1927838&vkey=news_sf&fext=.jsp&c_id=sf

Bonds is cheering for someone to break a hr record that he himself set. Is that being a jerk??

For those of you who thinks he is hated by the Giants fans:
watch/listen to one of the Giants home game and listen to all the cheering when he comes to bat...and then answer this question...
Do the fans really hate Barry Bonds????

GO BARRY BONDS AND THE SF GIANTS

2007-04-24 18:01:54 · 17 answers · asked by Giants Fan! 4 in Baseball

2007-04-24 18:01:48 · 13 answers · asked by Jo-Jo 2 in Other - Health

2007-04-24 18:01:21 · 2 answers · asked by tejtiger 1 in Engineering

2007-04-24 18:01:20 · 4 answers · asked by Akshay 1 in Words & Wordplay

My sisters been acting up lately I mean cussing at my mom saying she will kill her. This is affecting my mom alot, and I hate to see her abuse my mom like this. Everytime i enter the house I feel a presence of I do not know what, something evil. I am very scared. I listen to prayers when I remember HELP!

2007-04-24 18:01:18 · 26 answers · asked by SinghisKing794 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-24 18:01:10 · 15 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have had the same two goldfish for almost a year and it has
never been like this.

2007-04-24 18:01:08 · 6 answers · asked by krissy h 1 in Fish

what is the language closest to English?

2007-04-24 18:01:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Hi there, I'm 17 years old and have a good amount of body hair, especially on my chest and legs. I was wondering, what should I do to seem less...yeti-like. Should I bleach it so it's harder to see? Trim it? Shave it? Wax it? I can't afford laser hair or electrolysis, it's way too expensive for full-body treatment. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

2007-04-24 18:00:15 · 11 answers · asked by trent 2 in Men's Health

Hi I would like to do research for my masters of economics the title 'Technology Gap in Plural societies - Malaysia as a model' it's too wide or any idea can contribute to the viable research project.

2007-04-24 18:00:03 · 3 answers · asked by Sharuddin 1 in Economics

im mexican, i go to a school where the majority are mexicans, what i dont get is that im been judged for hanging with white people "BY MY PEOPLE" i know theres been lots of conflicts between whites and mexicans but what the hell is wrong with trying to learn of an other colture or meeting other races.

2007-04-24 17:59:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

My indoor cat is very territorial and I'm thinking about bringing home an new kitten, but I am afraid that they may fight?
What do I do if they do?

Also, what is the best age(months) the kitten should be?
My cats 1 year old and 1 month old?(I think, I don't know his exact b-day)

I'm pretty positive that my cat would try to hurt the new kitten, because I brought him out for an walk on an leash beofre in our frontyard. And there was an old cat sleeping in the bush(didn't know there was). And all of an sudden he started growling and hissing, his tail kept on moving. Then he ran in and tried to scratch the poor cat, but luckily I stopped him.

Also, does anyone know what I should do at first when I bring the new kitten home?

2007-04-24 17:59:34 · 13 answers · asked by Someone 3 in Cats

Lot of Americans have pit bulls because of their powerful jaws but do pit bulls have the most powerful jaws out of all dogs?

Alot of police and army officers use German Shepard dogs, are they the smartest?

Which dog has the most powerful jaws of them all?

2007-04-24 17:59:28 · 16 answers · asked by STEPHEN O 1 in Dogs

2007-04-24 17:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was popular pop/soft rock back in the '90's. i can almost hear it, but i can't remember the title to save my life. plz help me!!

2007-04-24 17:58:24 · 14 answers · asked by kelleygaither2000 1 in Music