A gay man went to the barber one day & asked: "How can I grow hair on my chest?" The Barber replied: "Put a lot of Vaseline on your chest, that'll do the trick."
As the gay man settled in for the night, he slathered the Vaseline all over his chest, then went to bed, his lover climbed into bed with him, & felt the slime all over his chest, "What's this?" the lover asked.
Gay man:"Vaseline, the barber said it would help me grow hair on my chest"
The Lover: "You dummy, If that were true, you would have a damn ponytail growing out of your a**!"
2007-04-19
21:04:04
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