The scene is set in a mental hospital..
A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's
driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie,what are you doing?"
Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Melbourne!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops
driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how was your trip?"
Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest."
"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed m@$turbating vigorously.
Shocked, she shouts, "Ed - what are you doing?"
To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm sh@gging Charlie's wife while he's in Melbourne.
2007-04-15
14:48:15
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