Today is my daughter's 18th birthday......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after
month, year after year, those payments!
I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there,
I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to
your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever
going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the
expression she had on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her mother. I was so anxious to
hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby
girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .... what did she have
to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy.
2007-04-13
11:10:52
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