Today is my daughter's 18th birthday......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after
month, year after year, those payments!
I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there,
I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to
your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever
going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the
expression she had on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her mother. I was so anxious to
hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby
girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .... what did she have
to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy.
2007-04-13 11:10:52 · 16 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Yvette: this is a JOKE!!
2007-04-13 15:08:51 · update #1
lmao, oh yeah, this one deserves a star ,,,
2007-04-15 06:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally funny!
2007-04-13 11:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I'm gonna send that to my boyfriend! He's been really stressed out about his child support with his ex lately! =)
2007-04-13 11:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by Sheena in Cali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-13 11:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes children are funny, my granddaughter Christina was standing beside me and pealing onions, then suddenly she said: grandma just a moment. Then she came back with sunglasses, because her eyes was running.
2007-04-13 11:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by jette n 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, if you are indeed done paying, you should be proud of yourself...
but saying that kind of thing, let alone sending your child with a message between adults (putting them in the middle) was a nasty thing to do to that kids mind.
nasty.
CHILD SUPPORT CALCULATOR
http://www.alllaw.com/calculators/childsupport/
YOUR STATES CS POLICY
http://childsupportcenter.org/stateprofiles.php
2007-04-13 14:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Yvette B yvetteb 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha Ha Good un :) :) A star for that!
2007-04-13 11:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-04-13 11:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was pretty funny!!
2007-04-13 11:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!
I get it :) haha
That's a good one
2007-04-13 11:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Rae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋