All categories - 11 April 2007

my last peroid was on the 26 of january and i found out that i took a pregnancy test on the 8 of march after i skipped february . when do you think i could have concieved? please help

2007-04-11 05:00:32 · 12 answers · asked by ------------------------ 5 in Pregnancy

2007-04-11 05:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by iamlisaree 1 in Religion & Spirituality

-If a groom can have a best man for his wedding, then why can't he have a worst man as well?
-A really talented fashion designer can: make lawsuits for lawyers, make jump suits for basketball players, and make straight jackets for heterosexuals.
-We always see people kissing butt to get ahead in their careers, but we don't see much butt-kissing in porn!
-Thank God there's no social stigma attached to getting crabs from Red Lobster!
-Richard Pryor was a comedic genius. Mozart was a musical genius. Einstein was a scientific genius. Can George Bush be considered a dumb genius?
-It makes sense that we have body wash and mouthwash, but why hogwash?
-You can polish a polish with grease.
-Always remember to resume to update your resume to get jobs.
-You can expose a funny expose about someone.
I won't spend another minute studying the minute details of this case.
I drank the sake for the sake of getting drunk.
Her p*ssy was so p*ssy b/c of the STD.

Got any good jokes?

2007-04-11 05:00:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

specifically his "Heaven"?

2007-04-11 05:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Vahid 6 in Music

2007-04-11 05:00:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-04-11 05:00:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 04:59:56 · 2 answers · asked by Bring it 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Was Lehi a Prophet to the Jews before he left Jerusalem?
Are they the "other sheep" (If you haven't read it, forget it)

2007-04-11 04:59:53 · 14 answers · asked by scotty_84116 4 in Religion & Spirituality

If he has a plan for all of us.... then how do we explain all of the people in Africa & Asia who suffer in agony, and starve & die every day? To me, that's not much a "plan" at all. That's why people who say that "God has a plan for me" can get on my nerves sometimes.

2007-04-11 04:59:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What the color of a yellow school-bus is?

2007-04-11 04:59:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 04:59:46 · 3 answers · asked by Jac B 1 in Heart Diseases

When did they go? Maybe we know the same person. What area of England are they from? I am not asking for personel information, just asking this becasue once I got an answer where somoene said they knew that person, but I dont know who it was and I am trying to see if I can find that person again.

2007-04-11 04:59:28 · 4 answers · asked by DJIAE 1 in New York City

I may be Dumb but dont they make American Travelers Checks at High aAltitudes Solaro@juno.com

2007-04-11 04:59:27 · 5 answers · asked by tom r 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-04-11 04:59:23 · 4 answers · asked by Fire-Fly 1 in Other - Politics & Government

Some are always asking people of faith to prove God exists. Can anyone prove He doesn't exist? And, can anyone prove that Jesus Christ is not His Son? Can anyone prove that Christ was not resurrected from the dead? Peace.

2007-04-11 04:59:23 · 27 answers · asked by superfluity 4 in Religion & Spirituality

little red riding hood was walking through the forest one day when she met the three little pigs."Beware!! The big bad wolf is waiting for" they said". Hes gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off! "little red riding hood carried on her way, and sure enough out jujmped the wolf," I've been waiting for you, im gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!!", very calmly, Little red riding hood took a gun out of her basket, and pointed it at the wolfs head. "No your not!!Wolfie babe! your gonna pull up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties, and eat me like the story says!"

2007-04-11 04:59:15 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'm making carrot cake. i don't know if that would matter.

2007-04-11 04:59:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

i lost the recipe book =S

2007-04-11 04:59:01 · 2 answers · asked by IssuesAndTissues 1 in Cooking & Recipes

specifically on treadmill, i get a burrning feeling about where my left hip bone is. i dont get this anywhere else. is it a muscle problem, or something more serious

2007-04-11 04:59:01 · 4 answers · asked by dairygirl224 2 in Pain & Pain Management

Where did you go and were you treated OK?

2007-04-11 04:58:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do = (
does anyone know the song that is on that commerical?

2007-04-11 04:58:52 · 5 answers · asked by ipodlady231 7 in Other - Society & Culture

8. meager 9. meditate 10. oppress 11. pedestrian 12. transmit 13. vanquish 14. wan 1. Most cities have now passed laws to discourage __ from crossing against the light. 2. If you had only __ my warnings, all this trouble could easily have been avoided 3. The family lawyer proved that the young man claiming to be the missing heir was no more than a (n) __. 4. An earthworm moves by first __ and then contracting its wonderfully elastic body. 5. I don't expect you to thtow yourself on your knees, but I wish you'd show a little __ for the things I've done for you 6. Unfortunarely, the region cannot support a very large populatoin because its natural resources are so __7. "Although these two words are not related etymologically," the professor observed . "they are __ to each other in meaning." 8. Refusing to be __ by unjust laws, the American colonists rose in revolt against the British government.

2007-04-11 04:58:51 · 7 answers · asked by mom21 1 in Words & Wordplay

Or have I simply lost my mind ;)

2007-04-11 04:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've never really done "real" cooking- I don't eat meat, but now that I am married and my husband LOVES the stuff, I need to learn how to cook it. I've been looking at recipes and I don't even know what half the ingredients are (Or where to find them in a grocery store!) Not to mention I don't know any real cooking terms- I've always made casseroles, pasta, sandwiches, etc. Give me some tips, reallly any information about cooking, I need HELP!

2007-04-11 04:58:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

i had an incompentant cervix and had the stich put in 2 weeks ago, but was too embarrsed to ask the doctor the question

2007-04-11 04:58:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

What shall I do, and what are the legal complications.

2007-04-11 04:58:23 · 15 answers · asked by HELEND 6 in Credit

2007-04-11 04:58:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

any website that contains this kind of information?

2007-04-11 04:58:19 · 2 answers · asked by dexing 2 in Engineering

2007-04-11 04:58:08 · 4 answers · asked by chellle2002 1 in Etiquette